Samuel Hernandez

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[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@Sir_Dammed "Croft is a master gymnist" unlike Lucia, who has been shown in every trailer, and gameplay showcase; to be an avid boxer, and weight lifter. Just admit that your opinion has changed because your malleable has been exposed to self-imposed culture-war lobotomization.

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@SynthPotato @IndieGameJoe Ps5 hehehehe
@Twoshakes36

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

GIVEAWAY:

I've teamed up with @IndieGameJoe once again to give away either a PS5 or Switch 2. This time, we are bundling the PS5 with GTA 6 and the Switch 2 with Ocarina of Time Remake, The choice of which system is yours!

How to join:

- Follow @IndieGameJoe + @SynthPotato
- ⁠Like this post
- ⁠RT this post
- ⁠Comment which console you'd pick
- ⁠Tag a friend

Bonus points for turning notifications on, good luck everyone, this is our fourth console giveaway now so be sure to stick around because we will do more in the future 🙏

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@YHIFAE Welcome back john

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@YHIFAE I am both happy to learn i share a birthday with David Bowie, and distraught that the same can be said of Stephen hawking.

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@YHIFAE Jan 8th

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@HumanistReport I prefer the term "nunt"

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

This type of crime is now possible because ICE agents insist on going around like masked thugs

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

AI sucks because there's going to be so many videos of beautiful women I'll never be able to love

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@MorePerfectUS I had to call in a lot of favors to make this happen

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@willajrainbolt @SamSeder @majorityfm The were a couple of people in this video he should have just shit on and belittled. This person is a deranged, asocial, creep and should be told that at every opportunity. Only bullying can be her teacher

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@willajrainbolt @SamSeder @majorityfm The we're a couple of periods in this video he should have just shit on and belittled. This person is a deranged, asocial, creepy and should be told that at every opportunity. Only bullying can be her teacher

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

Yeah, that painting is SUPER straight bro

[Jon Del Arroz | Sci-Fi And Fantasy @jondelarroz]

While a number of gamers voiced they didn't want to play the game because of a graphic homosexual scene, Vavra took to X to mock Christians using classical art of the Magi and falsely implying it was homosexual in nature.

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

I would describe this as more of a big dumb idiot take

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@yenthusiastx Especially when the lead up to this moment is so unambiguous. "The only way to lift this curse, is if someone truly believed they did something terrible, anyway throw the baby in the oven. "

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

Every time I've cried in front of a woman, they've slept with me

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Crying in front of women is like bleeding in front of sharks

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

@PicturesFoIder I hate the dad in this video. Shut the fuck and let the man do his work. "Which one is this, buddy" i dunno wait for him to finish writing it's name down, you impatient shit

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

El gato

[Samuel Hernandez @Gratuitous_Sam]

This dude has never walked on sand

[NikTek @NikTek]

Can't wait to do this in GTA 6, but with sand physics