Joe MG

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@pitchblacksteed Every fry up: “SAUSAGE?!”

[Joe MG @GrayMacklin]

@Fahrenfew @pitchblacksteed Excellent. I also often offer “my most sincere contrafibularities”.

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@Otto_English @KrissFearon Perhaps if you have an OnlyFarage subscription?

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@Otto_English Even if he does think that - one might suggest he should have told the good people of Clacton before the election that he wouldn’t be offering in-person surgeries?

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@Dorianlynskey All outrage is now faux-outrage

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@stephenmcdine @Olgachristie How many will be already capping out their existing £20k investment allowance I wonder?

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@IanDunt I read “from the group sex sessions…” in the same sense as “from the people that brought you…”

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@ChumleyPrelude @ChelmsLibDems @mariecgoldman @LibDems @BBCParliament Great stuff! Well done

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@edwinhayward @MarinaPurkiss @NadineDorries @JeremyVineOn5 Doubt he was ambushed by that one

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@ali__samson Unclear if the objection was to homelessness or its presence in Mayfair. Good to know he walked passed (sic) though.

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@ChristineKayNow @JohnRentoul Seems only fair, if “Cash handouts to union paymasters” = pay rises for teachers in line with independent recommendations.

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@JohnRentoul : as Parliament returns - are “financial black hole” (to describe an overspend) and “union paymasters” on the banned list?

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@DavidGauke Objectively, yes. But don’t advertise tickets at £150, make people wait 6+ hours in a queue, then tell them tickets are now £300 and give them seconds to decide.

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@JohnRentoul Thank you!

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@PaulbernalUK 100%. And Marc Bolan/ T-Rex

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@AdamParkhomenko Buy 15 and I’ll send you the gusset from my Knockout Suit

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@josiahmortimer Why does Liz Truss still have a spokesperson?

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@keiranpedley @IpsosUK Because they’ll probably all get a turn before the next election?

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@Otto_English @SimonPease1 @TiceRichard @JamesMelville “Loose lips sink ships”
“But… my freedom of speech!”