Grayson Hardy

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[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

Total market cap of US Stock Market = ~$75.3T

Total market cap of US Real Estate = ~$131.4T

[Grayson Hardy @GraysonHardy4]

Can we fix matchmaking on BO2 please @XBOX @XBOXSupport @Activision @Treyarch

[Don Pettit @astro_Pettit]

I finally have all 1.2 million raw image files from my latest mission to ISS! Here is a sample of one of my favorite Milky Way photos, taken from the Cupola with Nikon Z9, Arri Zeiss 15mm lens, T1.8 with custom sidereal drive that cancelled out star motion relative to our orbit.

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

just heard a youth say “on claude” instead of “on god”

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Minneapolis daycare owner featured in Nick Shirley’s video Fahima Egeh Mahamud, PLEADS GUILTY to over $4 million fraud scheme

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Holy fuck get dunked on by a DICTIONARY

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

America burned Japan's first gift of cherry trees. All 2,000 of them, on President Taft's direct order.

The 1910 shipment arrived in DC crawling with insects and nematodes. Agriculture inspectors condemned the lot, Taft signed off on the bonfire, and the State Department braced for a diplomatic disaster. Tokyo's mayor, Yukio Ozaki, responded by sending 3,020 more, grafted from the famous grove along the Arakawa River.

Those trees have spent a century paying the friendship back.

Four days after Pearl Harbor, vandals chopped down four of them. Park officials renamed the survivors "Oriental" cherry trees for the rest of the war to protect them from axes.

Then came the twist. By 1952 the original Arakawa grove in Tokyo, the parent stock, had nearly died from wartime neglect. Japan asked Washington for help. The Park Service shipped budwood from DC's trees back across the Pacific and restored the grove that created them. When a flood wiped out more Japanese trees in 1982, horticulturists took 800 fresh cuttings from the Tidal Basin.

These 250 new trees solve a real problem too. The Tidal Basin is sinking, and a $133 million seawall rebuild forced crews to rip out roughly 150 trees. Japan offered replacements before anyone asked, timed to America's 250th birthday.

So the genetics run in a loop. Tokyo's grove seeded Washington's. Washington's saved Tokyo's. The saplings going in this spring descend from both.

114 years of diplomacy, running on grafted branches.

[Trevor Scott ✘ @TrevorScottReal]

And this is exactly why you can’t tax unrealized gains.
The left wants to tax Elon but he “lost” around $400 Billion.
Do we then give him money for unrealized losses?

[Grayson Hardy @GraysonHardy4]

@HolySmokas Microsoft?

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

VEGEMITE FREE ZONE

[Grayson Hardy @GraysonHardy4]

@ShitpostRock @IDF Newgens don’t get it lol

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Roku @RokuHouse]

Those damm billionaires

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Elon isn’t the reason the Legos at my local Walmart are locked up.

[Ryan DePaul @RyanDePaul]

Justin Gaethje was literally in the Oval Office before his fight, looking at the actual Declaration of Independence.

Then he walked out as a 6-to-1 underdog and beat the piss out of his opponent to win the first undisputed championship of his career.

I genuinely don't care what your politics are. That's one of the coolest sequences of events I've ever seen in sports.

Am I really supposed to think this isn't awesome because people decided to make it political?

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"

[Dux @DuxVul]

Elon Musk does not own a yacht

Gavin Newsom does

[nico @nicochristie]

Pretty crazy that Elon is only worth $1 Trillion

Thats like 200 miles of California high speed rail