Ayden McPhail

21, Baby Manager at MemX

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

Why is it that every time you have to change AAA batteries, you only have AA in your junk drawer and vice versa?

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

@michaelamiller9 And that's okay

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

@michaelamiller9 Sorry I should have just said ball of cells, as that is more descriptive of what a human is

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

@michaelamiller9 Thankfully it's in the hands of the morally superior

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

@michaelamiller9 So if that's one thing that we don't get blamed for, that's a load off of my conscience

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

@michaelamiller9 Yeah they're kind of different, but at the end of both you have a dead baby

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

@michaelamiller9 It warms my heart, knowing my sex will never have any say in the process of murdering a baby

[The Real Mike Rowe @mikeroweworks]

I’ve never #stolen anything before. Certainly, I’ve never walked down the street and seen something of value inside of a locked vehicle that made me want to pick up a brick, smash the windshield, and runoff with someone else’s property.
Until now…

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

@hollyg_holly What about a mug with a mugshot of her on it?

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

If you ever do shrooms, this song will send you into the next dimension

https://t.co/kC6rqovGj0

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

YouTube is down, the world is ending. RSVP to get into my bunker

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

LMFAO PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS.

Do yourself a favor and actually watch the entire comedy special and get the context of all these jokes, you will not regret.

Plant Based News: Joe Rogan Targets Vegans In 'Unrelenting' Netflix Special.
https://t.co/TXbj7xF2Sd

[mitch reschke @MitchReschke]

haha u alrdy kno

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

When they play "QI"

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

@LWalld All the free, fantastic services without even making you feel bad or compelled to "donate"

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

Yes, please let the government be in charge of what gets tracked and where it goes.

Also "Is there anything more illustrative of late capitalism than the idea that being opposed to selling our souls is a sign of deviant behaviour"

Fuckin Commies 😅

https://t.co/SJceqWeWL3

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

Jane hasn't seen Napoleon Dynamite...

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

Still waiting..... https://t.co/UjDsRHVK9f

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

I remember the days when mts was fast

[Ayden McPhail @GreasyAsJuice]

Nobody has a right to privacy when they're using devices that they didn't manufacture running software that they didn't design