Gary Laser-Eyes

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Hahahahaha

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

An absolutely INSANE match point in para badminton! 🤯 #ParisParalympics

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Scottie Scheffler has been so dominant this year that his caddie, Ted Scott, will take home over $5 million.

That would place him within the PGA Tour's top 25, earning more this year than guys like Viktor Hovland, Tommy Fleetwood, Will Zalatoris, and Justin Thomas.

Insanity.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Scottie Scheffler earned $62,228,357 in total PGA Tour money this year.

That's ...

• $3.3M per tournament
• $830K per round
• $12K per shot
• $3K per minute on the course*

Insane, insane stuff.

*assuming 4.5 hour rounds

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

weigman played so bad he’s gonna start acting white again

[John @iam_johnw]

Miami wr just juked a Florida safety into a torn ACL omg

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

I mean... if they would've just complied....

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

football team in Texas https://t.co/MpNLMQ7gyd

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How it feels to rot on a couch all day and watch College Football

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Congratulations, Coach 😂😂

#CollegeGameDay

[Missin Curfew @MissinCurfew]

Lanny McDonald showing that he’s still the Captain of the #CalgaryFlames

Beautiful message to the family of Johnny and Matthew as well as everyone hurting in the hockey world today

[Hammer DAHN @HammerDAHN]

🗣️🗣️COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATURDAY

[Noah Sanborn Friedman @noahsfriedman]

WATCH: Bud Light just released this new commercial with Shane Gillis.

This is likely the first of many Bud Light commercials we'll see with Shane through the rest of football season.

Old school beer ads are back!

I have a feeling Bud Light is about to have a huge year.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

lmao Pats OL 😬
pulling LG runs into RG & blocks no one…

RB runs into LG & blocks no one…

2 defenders destroy QB

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NOBODY IS AT FIRST BASE AND FLORIDA WINS THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

College football is back

[MLB Scoring Changes @ScoringChanges]

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

Alex Cora, @RedSox manager, has announced that on Monday, Danny Jansen will substitute in for Reese McGuire at catcher (who is not on the current roster) for the resumption of the 6/26 game with the @BlueJays), meaning he will not only become the first player to play for both teams in the same game in MLB history, but he will catch the at bat that he himself started and must be pinch-hit for.

[beans @cauley_97]

This how Brucie was throwing in the longest yard ⚰️

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

Never forget that @PShep326 predicted WEEI's demise with clairvoyant accuracy