Greasy Ol Halt

Ol Halt the farmboy. Comes to plow the land, stays to plow your girl. All you have to do is grab life by the Tits and Squeeze. Parody

[Eyan Ronaldo. 𓃵𓃵🏆 @Timidey4you]

That was so clean, even the bull was like Wtf? 😂

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

@Ashlynne_Gross Next time you want 3.5 inches give me a call again for old times sake!

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@Ashlynne_Gross I can name one more that shoulda….

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Happy Mother’s Day to all you women I haven’t made mothers yet. Your day is cummin!

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

Fat guys eat pussy better than regular guys. We practice on ice cream cones more than those skinny fuckers

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

Could really go for a muff sandwich right now.

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

I’m looking for women to plant a few seeds in. Let me know if you’re applicable. The pay is a little more intriguing than minimum wage, let me know

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

I’m gunna start a onlyfans where I do naughty stuff with corn, whos interested.

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Nothing quite like making love to a sickly woman.

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

@mredshirtshaw No, what people need to pray for is the alcoholism and drug abuse found in your people. So that it may end, along with the rape and incest that happens among them.

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

I make a lot of sacrifices. I eat a can of pineapple once a week, and always order it on pizza. Not for me, but for the ladies satisfaction

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

@GreasyOlHalt I want that dick baby

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@Ashlynne_Gross Anytime time you got $20 I’ll do whatever you tell me too. 😛😛😛

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

@Ashlynne_Gross Wanna blaze a trail through the dirty south?

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

One Retweet and she’ll show me her tits. @Ashlynne_Gross

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

One Retweet and she’ll show me her tits. @Ashlynne_Gross

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

Pants: Down
Shirt: Up
Dick: Hard
Yee: Haw

#GetGreased

[Greasy Ol Halt @GreasyOlHalt]

Find a girl that likes to give blow jobs and never let her close her mouth