Great OKRs

Pivotal moments in history captured as OKRs.

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Q3 1962:
Objective: Beat the Soviets
Key Result: Man on the moon (target date: 1970)
Key Result: >50% of asks are for what you can do for your country.

[Kelly Vaughn @kvlly]

This trend of calling personal goals “Personal OKRs” makes me want to scream and it’s not a happy scream

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Personal OKRs: Stewart Butterfield 2009Q1
Objective: Really build a MMORPG this time (Target Q1 2011)
KR: Utilize chat rooms in 100% browser-based game design.
KR: Limit side projects to 0.

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MANAGEMENT UPDATE: ANOTHER CHILD LEFT BEHIND
https://t.co/vAJmOGrlHi

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

Look at all this global warming

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U.S. Government OKRs, 2002Q1
Objective: No child is left behind
KR: Pass "No Child Left Behind" act
KR: 0% of children left behind

MANAGEMENT GRADE: F
REASON: CHILD LEFT BEHIND
https://t.co/wLm0dxyAG6

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https://t.co/iGVKqG4h05

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U.S. Government OKRs, 2019Q1
[MANAGEMENT COMMENT: KEY RESULTS LOOK OK, PLEASE FRAME WITH AN ASPIRATIONAL OBJECTIVE]
https://t.co/SJrn0Gw2kL

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

Here is how we're gonna do this.

1. Trump needs to resign.
2. Pence too.
3. Pelosi becomes President.
4. Government to be opened ASAP.
5. Trump's trial to be on Sundays on HBO after Game of Thrones.
6. Fox News to become music television channel.
7. Don Jr. + Ivanka arrested.

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Personal OKRs: Mark Zuckerberg
2018Q4
Objective: Capture and share the world's moments
KR: Stupid fucking Instagram
KR: Kevin and Mike can go fuck themselves
KR: Make their stupid lusers swipe sideways

MANAGEMENT COMMENTS: SHERYL, PLEASE HELP
https://t.co/ih1YMAa8Ze

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Uber, 2018Q2
Objective: Transportation as reliable as running water, everywhere for everyone.
KR: Only hit things every 20,000 miles.
https://t.co/f8X5xlOJxv

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@asmeasuredby

https://t.co/C4aroJJUPq

[John Doerr @johndoerr]

I wrote #MeasureWhatMatters because I wanted to teach the world to use #OKRs to do amazing things. Now I want to ask you: How are YOU using OKRs and what amazing things are you doing with them? Let me know by following and tweeting @asmeasuredby.

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Hi Twitter! Write your own Great OKRs for this one.
https://t.co/IWss2GR9mT

[Republicans @Republicans]

“I think history is going to be very good to this majority.” -@SpeakerRyan

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Personal OKRs: God
2018Q4
Objective: Turn belief into truth
https://t.co/VwIq0IWeRZ

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I just, I just hate all you so much. I really do. I don't know what else to say.

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Personal OKRs: Britney Spears
2013Q1
Objective: Reignite fan base in US
KR: Unemployment lowered to <5% (target EOY 2015)
https://t.co/kKpKV3glvp

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Franklin D. Roosevelt Personal OKRs
1933Q1
Objective: A New Deal for America
KR: Assign unique acronym for each new government program
KR: Read that Keynes book
KR: Grow Supreme Court bench to >10 judges
KR: 100% of fear from fear itself (target 1933Q2)

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@adamsigel MANAGEMENT MID-QUARTER GRADE: F
REASON(S): POOR/NO MEASUREMENT CRITERIA. POOR KR DEFINITION. IOS-ONLY.

REMARKS TO DRI(S): OBJECTIVE JEOPARDIZED AS CURRENTLY DEFINED AND IMPLEMENTED. THINK OUTSIDE OF THE CLOWN CAR, JACK.

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@zzorba42 But this time, it's war!

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Personal OKRs: Mark Zuckerberg, 2017Q2 [DRAFT]
Objective: Meaningfully prevent the spread of disinformation on Facebook
KR: Who fucking cares
KR: Not me shitheads
KR: Carthago delenda est, bitch
[MANAGEMENT COMMENT: TELL SHERYL SHE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THIS ONE]https://t.co/BmEE8PzG9S

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2009Q1 OKRs: Metropolitan Transit Authority
Objective: Really connect with customer needs in a simple and straightforward way
https://t.co/hwQuvlHfCS

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AHEH-AHEM. It is no longer election day.

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2018Q4 - Twitter Public Relations
Objective: Promote healthy civic engagement
KR: Notify US users of election day with 100% accuracy.
Grade: [PENDING MANAGEMENT MEETING AT 9AM, BRING OFFICE BADGE]

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AHEM. https://t.co/PCEjLv1V7H

[Ethan Cohen @beefan]

@_tessr Oh no...this is my fault I launched the prompt before we finished deploying. Agh thanks for reporting

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2018Q4
Objective: Liberty and Justice for all
KR: You go and vote your ass off on November 6
KR: Utilize at least 3 election-related hashtags in social media posts
#VoteToday #ElectionDay2018 #GoVote