Greater Indianapolis Metro Police

Parody Account: The Mayor’s Greater Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Dept. Come to Indy, get GIMPD!

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

We addressed the issue during a 15 minute inservice segment and printed a memo for roll call read offs.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

Our officers are not racist anymore.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

Well 2 reasons, he’s an officer’s spouse and we really just don’t care. We prefer hitting his customers for easy stats.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

None of our officers were high and harassing people in that area. A check of the CAD shows we had 3 intoxicated officers on shift around 3pm on southeast district.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

@cecbest Come on now, you know we aren’t going to do anything.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

Our thoughts go out to our assistant chief as he works through some stuff.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

I guess we’re back to just using, “hickory shampooers.”

[ACLU of Indiana @ACLUIndiana]

BREAKING: IMPD has agreed to change its policy regarding use of chemical agents against protesters. Hear from the ACLU, @indy10people, and protesters in our live press conference.

Watch the live stream here: https://t.co/Xm6n0o5vaA

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

How else are we supposed to reduce the cost of keeping our officers safe?

[Alexa Avilés @CMAlexaAviles]

On the first day of early voting in Red Hook, @NYPD76Pct officers confronted community activists handing out PPE in front of an early polling site & then seized it. This is unacceptable, the NYPD must issue clear guidelines & not escalate situations at the polls.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

I’m sorry, we get free or forget it 24/7 365 hard pass on your pittance.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

@supermod_l @indiana We might have white nationalists on our dept, but this one isn’t ours. Check with the agencies in Tippecanoe County.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

@PERM_PRIME @jamescjmoore @IN_gov @FopState @PeteButtigieg Bruh, we might have white nationalists on our dept, but this one isn’t ours. Check with the agencies in Tippecanoe County.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

Getting this cool $7mil budget increase despite calls to #DefundThePolice sounds like it’s time for raises! #weruleyou

[Indianapolis City-County Council @IndyCouncil]

@IndyCouncil has unanimously approved Proposal 235, 2020, which adopts the annual budget for the City of Indianapolis and Marion County for 2021

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

For everyone who thinks we do a subpar job now with our current budget, just wait till we’re defunded.

We’d cite data that says funding of officer numbers have direct impact on violent crime, but all the “scientists” say presence has no deterrent effect. SMH.

[sad butler fan @jkcdawgs]

Hey @Kristin4Indy, concerned voter. IMPD needs to be defunded. 1/3 of the budget on contracted killers? Money needs to be spent on mental health, education programs, art programs, more rental assistance, public housing, infrastructure, etc. Vote no to the proposed 2021 budget.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

We strive to give the public the performance they literally pay millions for!

Like we always say at roll call, going to and from work, “Put your blinders on!”

[micycle bichael @bikevnooj]

honorable mention to IMPD squad car that swerved around the fedex truck to pull into IMPD sw

million dollar performance if I've ever seen one

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

The majority of our 1700 officers fall into these categories, but our lucrative pay scale and minimal oversight provide a great opportunity for those who want to afford living in affluent areas out of county. #JoinIMPD

[Doctors For Defunding Police @DrsDefundPolice]

We need to break the misconception that people in lower income neighbourhoods are lazy, unqualified & uneducated.

In fact, 50% of people living in communities where the average income is $32,000 have a post-secondary degree

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

Amazing catch! This weapon was potentially used on Archduke Franz Ferdinand. We’re still seeking the funding for intelligent officers to use in the field 😞 Please tell your councilman we need more money. #BackTheBlue #BlueBetterThanYou

[NYPD 60th Precinct @NYPD60Pct]

60 Field Intelligence Officers apprehend an individual with this illegal firearm! #OneLessGun @NYPDBklynSouth @NYPDnews @NYPDShea

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

Missing Person Alert: Have you seen our Chief? People keep asking for him and I can’t find him anywhere in the police wing or up on the 25th floor. I don’t really know what I’m doing and need him to respond to these public inquiries.
-KA

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

@indy10people We are people and we need that money. A lot of us have homes in Franklin township, a boat payment, and private school tuitions to pay. And our part time money largely goes towards our side girl/guy or only fans subscriptions.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

We’re awesome at what we do - it’s all in how we sell the numbers. We get people to believe there is a correlation between our budget/staffing and crime rate, then we make the claim that high crime is caused by insufficient funding. Bam, budget approved. IndyParks can suck it.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

@nickhasthoughts @IMPDnews We will definitely investigate and place the officer responsible on P̶a̶i̶d̶ ̶v̶a̶c̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ administrative leave pending the results.

[Greater Indianapolis Metro Police @GreaterIMPD]

They make their headline sound like we change our stance to whatever justifies our use of force. SMH

https://t.co/012neOz7jW