Los Angeles Police Department Parody

Parody account.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

The LAPD budget of $3B sounds like a lot out of context but when you break it down we only have $8.2M per day.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

thinking about blowing up another city block

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

Thank you to the city council for letting us do whatever we want

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

Best job in the world for people who enjoy getting to do human rights violations.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

We apologize for the social media blackout. We’ve been busy planning some really messed up stuff.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

It is completely unfair that one of our officers would be punished just for doing his job (blowing up an entire city block).

[Polemicist @PalmTreesnGz]

LAPD officer gets 10-day suspension; first to be disciplined for fireworks explosion #JusticeForSouthCentralLA https://t.co/XElrrVI9oB

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

We are pleased to announce that we are introducing a state of the art law enforcement robot that will be able to roll around in a circle and say “Stop, thief!”

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

We would like to shoutout the badass ladies of the LAPD who can be just as violent if not more violent than some of our male officers. Congratulations ladies.
#WomensHistoryMonth

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

In recognition of Women's History Month we honor Toni McBride who broke department protocol by firing a fifth and then sixth shot into Daniel Hernandez’s back, killing him. She’s still on the force, and also now an influencer! Way to go Toni!

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

A valentine from local law enforcement

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop resisting
Or we will shoot you

#HappyValentinesDay

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

I never thought I would say this but, thank you Anti-Defamation League.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

@KatieSponsler Please delete this thread thank you

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

We understand the public’s frustration with law enforcement but what you must understand is that we believe everything we are doing is good.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

@Snowden Please delete.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

No this wouldn’t work, don’t try it

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You want to fix policing? Remove their immunity so that they can be sued, and if you win, damages come out of the department's pension fund instead of from taxpayers.

They'll clean house on their own. Quickly.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

It is so fun to pretend to be at war with the people of Los Angeles.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

One of my favorite things to do as a police officer is connect with the community. My second favorite thing is firearm training.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

You can trust us with killer robot dogs. We will only use them for justice.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

please nobody read the news in LA for a little while

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

Huge shoutout to the city council for giving us more funding than ever before despite years of increased public scrutiny.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

We should be able to politely disagree about the use of lethal force by police officers. Many believe it is wrong. We believe it is not. This is a free country.