🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™

If you wanna read my randomness. ............

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

I find obese vegetarians very hard to trust.

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

Bliss......

Is there anything more therapeutic than deleting Facebook?

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

When buying alcohol and the checkout assistant briefly glances at me and without hesitation hits the
‘Clearly over 25’ button.....

The tantrum I threw changed her mind..

[The Return of Andy Mac @TheReal_AndyMac]

Dry shampoo is basically "fuck it" in a bottle.

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

Remember laughing so hard you pee’d yourself?

Those were the good times...

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

Never complain out the house covered in dog hair.

It bloody hurts when you can’t see it again. 💔

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

Taste the fucking rainbow, bitches.

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

People that don’t like when the love for a dog is compared to a child, FUCK YOU.
Mine was a child to me, and losing him has broken me.

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

Undercooked egg white 🤢
I don’t want egg cum in the mornings.
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON FLOPPY SOLDIERS!!

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

I haven’t anything funny to say because I’ve forgotten it.

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

Reasons my dog barks:
Has to go potty
Doorbell on television
Door knock on television
Birds chirping on television
Other dogs barking on television

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

30 days sober.
No booze.

*snorts glitter*
It still ain’t easy being me but I’m coping much better.

Thanks for being here.

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

I’ve just told my husband about me getting mugged today, that’s why I’ve got this black eye,

He looked up from his phone and said ‘The new mug you bought today is lovely’

[paddy o’furniture 🇺🇸 @horacedodge]

I want bullshit cancelling headphones.

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

Today is Friday the 13th.

I wonder if I will be lucky and get hit by a bus.

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

I’m Hangry 95% of the day
The other 5% I’m tired.

Either feed me or put me down for a nap.

Do not approach me without food.

YOU’RE WELCOME

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

I’ve made a typo...... I’ve misspelled“exercise”

I’m hormonal, if you tell me about it I will hunt you down and beat you...

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

I have read that to help control PMS you’ve gotta excercise more, have a healthy diet, cut out caffeine, sugar, chocolate etc....

THIS WAS CLEARLY WRITTEN BY A CUNT OF A MAN..

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

When everything he says winds me the fuck up, it’s time to book a holiday. Alone.

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

I only come here for the pictures of dogs..
Show me more please 😀

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

When life gets you down, just remember that there are people out there married to the first person that touched their private parts