Karson Sparrow

“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” -Michael Scott

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Sooo what would happen if you were to eat your weight in waffle fries? Asking for a friend

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@smorrrissey Put a finger down if you’re the one who always gets talked over☠️

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Okay, how does anyone drink Mountain Dew and NOT almost 💩 themselves???

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@BirdsOfAlex @beesquared0912 @mnxmoosi Clarinet***

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Thinking about buying some maternity pants specifically for holiday feasts bc these skinny jeans ain’t doing it for me right now😅

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Oops I’m feeling ✨petty✨

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My sister on tinder☠️☠️☠️

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B Bucks asked me if I wanted a flat top & I obviously said no??? And things were great until I turned a corner in my car and the whole top fell off in my lap and I had to pick it up with my hand and throw it back into the cup😂😂😂😭😭😭

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What should my next hair color(s) be? I’m thinking something to go along w spooky szn???🎃👻

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@brookeemily19 Um whoa😍

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I love it here.

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Y’all ever been so anxious that it feels like your anxiety’s got anxiety? Bc same☠️

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@AbbySamSmith I love Grant and I love this😂😂😂

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The vending machine at work didn’t dispense my Twix, so I spent my break shaking the machine until the Twix bar fell out🤦🏻‍♀️ was it worth all my efforts??

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@AbbySamSmith Come on down to Austin and I’ll take you kayaking🚣🏻‍♀️

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@jennixidgaf 🚗🌞

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@ColourPopCo Baby Got Peach🍑🍑🍑

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@pulte 🙋🏼‍♀️