50 Shades of Greg

my name isn't marc

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

On the first day, God said, "Let there be....Mac."

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

Tonight I watched a full 30 minutes of ads before a movie. All to be ended with what I can only describe as AI Ving Rhames and now I'm pissed.

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

Why do Trump and Biden both look like their make artists used my ballsack as a reference picture?

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

It's wild to think that my everyday Playlist and Trump's "Songs to get a lap dance to" Playlist have so much overlap #fleetfoxes

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@skotizhoe Yeah that's me af. Doing my weekly text clear today.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

real.

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@PositivelyHani Y not

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@skotizhoe Im sure you could get a refund.

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@MyHandsDontWork Just get the drop.

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@eIisun Guess I'm racist. Fuck white ppl

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@verydiscontent 🚩🚩you dropped these

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

Anyone know of any cool groups or clubs for lonely depressed, people that may or may not have a charismatic leader with dubious intentions?

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@verydiscontent Where is the juicy context?

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@FormerlyFroJoe Filet O' Fish Sandiwch from McDonalds.

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@FerrariicOSRS Is he high all the time? I think that is the key identifier for me.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Sprint and T-Mobile merged?? So now there are only like 3 phone providers??? How is this not illegal????? I could be arrested for forgetting to update my car tags but corporations can just form oligopolies and no one cares. Capitalism is sick 😎.

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@FerrariicOSRS Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, Over the Garden Wall

[charlie @chunkbardey]

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

[50 Shades of Greg @Greg1223]

@krystaaa Probably, cause the fuck we need more 4k/mo apartments for?