FakeGregA

i'm trying to impersonate greg alexander, who is excitable and stupid and has a B.S. degree

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

@humantransit 'people mover' guh

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

wife made thyme ice cream without any other flavors and the purity of the experience is really something

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

14yo went downtown today and convinced his friends to buy him pizza, and they "climbed to the top of a parking garage", but apparently not to smoke pot

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

@minegotstolen man i've read in books that colorism finds a special home in mixed families and here you are saying it out loud. respect your honesty if nothing else.

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

@Rocko64_ i like this phrase 'thinking not deeper than her own cup', because i think it points at a line. it's one thing to have complicated feelings about your homeland, and another thing to fill your cup by working as a paid propagandist while you do that.

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

@hoosier_captain https://t.co/p6JuP7whbQ

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

fwiw i think it's just as severe a fallacy if i read this and believe there are no differences! it's just the opposite fallacy of orientalism.

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

haha i reflexively dislike Satrapi but this particular panel is so fucking relatable as someone who grew up in the evangelical-catholic warp. their childhoods were just like mine, and their bitter atheists are just like our bitter atheists? surprisingly strong anti-orientalism.

[شرق‌زده sharghzadeh @sharghzadeh]

Marjane Satrapi's work is orientalist garbage for Whites.

Everything I've seen from her is cringe and anti-Iran propaganda.

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

i successfully lasted a whole decade from "i ought to get a trail-a-bike for my kid" to "there's no way in heck even the youngest could fit on one" without buying one

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

14yo came home on his own at 7:40pm after being out since lunch, and said "we were selling lemonade"

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

hahah there's D party insiders here who think the brand of beau bayh is worth giving up your principles for in 2026. as if that name wasn't already synonymous with giving up your principles.

[WFIU/WTIU News @WFIUWTIUNews]

As Indiana Democrats prepare for the party’s convention, delegates will decide whether a familiar political name or a progressive challenger is best positioned to flip one of Indiana’s most contested statewide offices. @INCapChronicle

Read more: https://t.co/cvvZ1ZR1cS

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

@gina_scooter haha because of something you retweeted last week, i listened to drake and jay-z for the first time and i hate drake and love (or at least respect) jay-z so uh thanks :)

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

how does anyone listen to drake and not think this is the most insanely racist bullshit ever made

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

it's as corny as marilyn manson but it's fresh and wild to me.

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

i'm listening to icp for the first time in 29 years and i'm really impressed by the songwriting, the lyricism

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

i miss k-mart. i miss being young.

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

@notninamonei imo it really should be kind of a no-brainer. like, desire and appreciation is a pleasant experience, it's a fruit of the tree of life. there's just such a huge gulf between enjoying a beautiful person and scheming to ruin everyone around you

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

@SketchesbyBoze great now you ruined the book for me

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

my favorite thing about greenhouse/yard lizards (5-line skink) is that even though they're super numerous and almost unafraid of people, they do not usually come inside the house.

[FakeGregA @GregAlexander8]

i agree trump didn't keep his promises (though i look down on anyone who fell for them). but how can you say 'biggest rug pull in political history' if you can't even remember as far back as obama

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Lies. It was all lies. Biggest rug pull in political history.