Genial Buffoon

I like hoverflies, pictures of fruit, and Bloomington (IN) Content.

[Genial Buffoon @genialbuffoon]

Mistook a dude for a bro the other day.

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@GregAlexander8 Proud of you, bud.

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@samth @ryancbriggs Also one time I got stomach distress from a Celebration Roast and I've never forgiven the artificial-meat industry.

[Genial Buffoon @genialbuffoon]

@samth @ryancbriggs I enjoy a dish for what it is, not what it is not. I had a terrific nut burger once, but if the woman who'd made it had told me it was beef, I'd have spent the whole time fixated on all the ways it was wrong. Because she told me what it was, I thought it was just right.

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@taste_of_tbone I do not know this movie but as I watched the scene I thought "gotta be a Lynch."

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@GregAlexander8 Thank you! I'm sorry there's so much glass!

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@btownmoose That's a short-term rental advertisement.

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@GregAlexander8 Famous Korean flavor, Carbonara.

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@btownmoose This is good advice because the other day I was riding my bike as you advised and I found 2 all wet in a gutter. I didn't report it to the authorities so I'm sorry but this year there is only Little 498.

[Genial Buffoon @genialbuffoon]

@btownmoose @Wertygert0123 Coldplay in the headphones carrying them along.

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In retrospect, there was only one guy, but I saw him in two places.

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Tall, skinny men are wearing suspenders with too short trousers to work and I'm not sure that I'm mad about it.

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I have never felt personally threatened by this song because not a single one of my kicks has ever been pumped up.

[Genial Buffoon @genialbuffoon]

The older I get, the more I like a vaguely (directly?) threatening song that slaps. This is a great example!

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad

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@mxduki No, like, checking up on homeowning tax dodgers where other people in his position have chosen to penny-pinch the poor??? My god. I hope it works!

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@GregAlexander8 Not that I have read any of his works, but their titles leave an impression.

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@GregAlexander8 If you must know, the crossed wire is Chuck Tingle.

[Genial Buffoon @genialbuffoon]

Yes hello pro tip: you can get pear juice at the grocery store, it's just in the products for tiny babies section. It's real good though and I recommend it.

[Tim O'Reilly @TinyTimOReilly]

Pears are soft and refined. They don’t have manic supercharged flavors that pop the senses. Pears resist commercialization via soft drinks and candies through their complex regality.

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@GregAlexander8 @allgarbled I just wanna know if they are happy. I like to know where people are on the happiness chart. >8C :C :( :| :) :D XD

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Thanks to The Discourse, I went from "What the fuck is hyperpop?" yesterday to "I don't think I care for hyperpop" today. Growing and learning, every day.

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@btownmoose It's going to very hard for me to continue my current relationship with the concept of time if you carry on in this manner.

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@btownmoose Surely you've not made amends with randos who want to buy your house?