Gregbeachler

standup comic

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

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Okay all you free speech warriors who fight for Ann Coulter and Milo etc. Time to sharpen your spears and hit the front lines! https://t.co/oyR2npbwBt

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

I learned about 2 people with Lou Gehrig's disease that want to be standup comics in Spokane what are the odds?Seriously what are the odds?

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

Kybella is the first drug to cure double chin! There is a double chin DRUG, a drug FOR double chin! It cures DOUBLE CHIN!! We need ww3

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

No gimmicks? Wtf would you call the Lunk Alarm? No shamming? Is that unless you grunt when lifting weights? Fuck off @PlanetFitness

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

Chechnya detains 100 gay men in first concentration camps since the Holocaust https://t.co/LrKTxkMryU

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@Shimshammie What?

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@LukeSevereid Is that a phase all comics go through?

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

Why are you desecrating Ferris Bueller's Day off with your bullshit commercials @dominos!? It's a classic movie. Stop #ichoosewhatimmadabout

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@AlfredCarcieri Fuck. I've been on the road! Looked like D.C. Cheated during the weigh ins

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@AlfredCarcieri Guess we'll see. I hope rumble stomps D.C. this time

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@AlfredCarcieri I think jones will get the LH title first

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@AlfredCarcieri You don't think he'll stick around for Bones?

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@Shimshammie Sorry I missed the cake, man. Hope you had a good birthday

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@KingPeppersnake Diabetes What WHAT

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@WeedandWhiskey1 @truckermarkm @Shimshammie @Casey_Strain @JoshTeaford Who else is on that 420 show?

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@JoshTeaford Fair enough. That's fucked tho, fam.

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@JoshTeaford Oh fuck. Was it the young Brewster?

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@Shimshammie @JoshTeaford So no one banged your ex while you were together?

[Gregbeachler @GregBeachler]

@JoshTeaford @Shimshammie Had no one to watch the kids