Greg's Bored Ass Boat

I hate my life. I live in a fucking driveway, not really even all the way on the driveway and I'm never anywhere near the water. My motor is atrophied. Poop.

[Greg's Bored Ass Boat @GregBored]

It has come to my attention that I have been sold. Here's to new beginnings! Can't wait to hit the water!

[Greg's Bored Ass Boat @GregBored]

Given enough time, with global warming the water will come to me. Is that a positive thought?

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Another day driveway dreaming. On the plus side though the garbage was picked up so that dead raccoon smell is gone for the moment.

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Owner washed me he did.

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Officially deemed, "Yard Art" today.

#yardboat

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@SenSanders How are you going to pay for it? Considering the huge hole you guys have us in financially I'm eager to learn how we make it "free".

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Sat idle while lizards copulated on my gunnell. I did enjoy a brief shower this morning, only water I've seen in weeks. Maybe tomorrows the day, positive thoughts in 2020.

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I saw my neighbors using their boat. It got to go out. Me, no! I'll stay here and provide shade to the trashcans. I hate my life.

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@MalibuNews Better to have lived and floated amongst the waves than to never lived at all. #yardlife

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@StuartBoatShow Oh man, I'd love to come but I'll be busy lawn boating. Send photos!

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Another boring ass day in the driveway.