GregBron

This is a satire account. Everything I post should be taken with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila.

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Also your bf’s phone, shit works both ways

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Never go through your girl’s phone. There’s only pain to be found there.

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@passtherocke @DrewVento If a girl was cool enough and honest about it then I am helping her out fam. I love side quests and I can always get a chick tomorrow, this is a legit fun way to spend the evening (but she pays for the drinks, my services aren’t free)

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@wtffolly_ This is unironically fine

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This Ken Griffin party video and the reactions to it prove that 99.9% of men only value pussy in life, no other goals. “Oh I was fucking hotter chicks when I was broke at 23”. Well, Ken is influencing the foreign policy of the US through, but kudos on that bj 10 years ago dude.

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@Nikos_Lygeros @LensScientific It’s a meta-understanding. Mathematics is what is used to understand other things. But there is nothing other than mathematics itself to help us understand mathematics.

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@BowTiedKong He is 55 years old and he is worth $55bn he can do whatever the fuck he likes

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@DrewVento Lol all good fam big fan

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@Dgingsz NYC is the only city you could build this and ppl would still be like “idk if it’s in my top 5 favorite city buildings tbh”

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@NoContextHumans I sell the green button to Jane St for $49.9mm

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@Nikos_Lygeros @Math_files Gauss was a gift to humanity

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@gabrielmjonk @John_Attridge Ahahaha

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@gabrielmjonk @John_Attridge

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@espricewright No, wait, she has a point

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@Toribabieegirl 5. Is the most useful, can probably make you a billionaire, but honestly it would make you suicidal within a month.

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@Nikos_Lygeros @xxChessMaster Not only that, White literally has no other moves to blunder. It’s literally a forced mate for White.

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@IanPeterP 😂

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@DaemonDiomedes Damn