To those who think Chicagoans are rude, I cite the boy I walked by who addressed a stranger dog, saying: "Hello, I love you." There's still good in the world. #good#chicago#chicagostories
Am I endangering the #PublicHealth and #publicsafety by having a yard sale on a busy street? The guy who almost rear ended someone right in front of the house might think so. It's worth it for these #soaps
I think I angered some Midwestern folk for calling my yard sale a garage sale. "There's no garage here." They said. Which is Iowan for "You're a complete idiot." #Iowa#midwest#garagesale#yardsale
@realDonaldTrump Thanks for letting us in on the analogy that was used to explain the economy to you. Knowing that you refer to it as a "piggy bank" really sheds light on your lack of understanding of what trade means.
The eternal struggle of being multilingual is that you’re torn between pronouncing that word how it should be or saying it how everyone else says it so you don’t sound like a pretentious dick #lacroix