Greg Hand

Husband, father, grandfather, and lover of the finer things in life. Spam, potted meat, Vienna sausages.

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@camjordan94 They ain't got Uno in Europe. They better check North American rules before tossing those red cards out all willy-nilly.

[British Embassy Washington @UKinUSA]

The greatest ex we ever had 😢

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@Reneada13445030 @SteveSchmidtSES Sadly, your TDS appears to be terminal.

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@SteveSchmidtSES The TDS is as loud as fireworks on the 4th of July.

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@Heminator Moronic.

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@edstetzer Remarkably Bright Creatures

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@nevadanfor @AP Yep

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@CynicalPublius Suicidal empathy.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate If The U.S. Had A Second Civil War

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@ImBreckWorsham Moron

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@ChrchCurmudgeon I do this on the daily.

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@JackDunc1 Your bio says it all. Your X handle is slightly off. It should be @JackDunce

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@BBLPERRY Still butt hurt?

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@DavidJHarrisJr Well duh!

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@menning_j29 @secnumbersguy Except it's not.

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@ghostdog310 @secnumbersguy 4 in the last year. 12 in the last 10 years. You?

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@secnumbersguy And that's just A&M. Ever been to Death Valley at night?

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@cutiieepie6 Yes

[Greg Hand @GregHand15]

@mattvanswol Yes