Greg Poehler

Still getting it done

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The key to happiness is to find something that you love to do. And then do that once you get home from your boring, but high-paying, job.

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Perhaps an overreaction, but here’s my ranking of favorite Celtics to watch in my lifetime:

1. Larry Bird (all seasons)
2. Kevin Garnett 2007-8
3. Paul George 2026

[Tomek Kordylewski @Timi_093]

27 PTS, 11-18 FG, 5-10 3PT

Paul George is silky smooth

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@Davemconte Happy birthday, buddy!

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Sure, Russell Brand got 10 years, but he’ll be out in 8 and thus eligible to deliver the keynote at the 2036 Republican National Convention.

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@kirkmin @MikeMutnansky You can tell it’s Evil Kirk by the beard

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@quidditchguy Decided to delete. Meant to be funny, but leaned more mean. America is in its hopeful, positive phase now

[b4l 🥭🥝 @buck4orlife]

Time to sub in Bronny

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump: Vote like I'm on the ballot.

America: Okay.

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@AbdulElSayed @kirkminshow

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Trending…

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Boom goes the dynamite

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Piers Morgan: "Katie Katie Katie, timeout. Let's cut the crap here. You're sounding like a robot. Does Donald Trump got some program plugged into you?"

Katie Zacharia: "You can couch it however you want Piers but I take issue with the way you are couching this and I'm not gonna continue relitigating it. I do not sound like a robot."

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@atrupar He thought this would be much more of a zinger

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Pretty sure I watched this while eating a PB&J with the crusts cut off. Still the greatest putt in golf history.

[Golf Swirl @GolfSwirl]

You never played golf in your life but need to sink a 15 footer for a car.

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@IAMinifan @JeffDLowe @MeekPhill_ True, but a tad depressing at 3am in the dark. We save that for the Finals.

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@JeffDLowe @MeekPhill_ Cmon, man. An amazing nod to us Euros. First opening game I’ll be able to watch live with my sons.

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@M0ntante @pfordroyals22 @Kaneisable1981 I was whacking off to the cameos but thanks for ruining it

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@M0ntante @pfordroyals22 @Kaneisable1981 Beating off just to the visuals induced by this tweet

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@jburke616 @MikeyGrabBags @TimInCanton Aw thanks James. Likewise. Although truth be told, Tim in Canton is a fraud by all accounts

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Past or present, name a famous person with “Queen” in their name. 🎤👑🎶

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@bboardchartguy *Led

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@bboardchartguy Lead to one of the greatest (live) covers ever

https://t.co/5FLJU0okR0