Greg Tyler Ewan

Simplicity, the ultimate sophistocation

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@yurtgirlsophie Hi

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@salvadorduran @elonmusk Maybe people should practice individual self-control and not be assholes and engage in hate speech. Orrrr maybe be less sensitive. Either way, take some responsibility and stop passing it off

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@JustinRothWX @elonmusk Shouldn’t trust be given based on track record/current actions and not simply for holding a position? 🤔 so yeah, def don’t trust fauci. Signed, a healthcare professional.

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@repTourAndy @jimmykimmel @elonmusk Peoples pronouns literally are a joke Andy. Everything about them.

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@wesblog @GerulaitisKathy @johnpavlovitz @elonmusk Wait… he’s not?

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#NewProfilePic

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@NJProudResister @myVPisAGIRL @cnnbrk Your picture is Trump. Your handle is Trump. But Trump raises your blood pressure? 🤔 It’s a little obsessive/creepy. If it’s that big of a deal you can choose to have nothing to do with Trump. But then you’d lose your merit badge in victimhood. Heard of the 4 Noble Truths?

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@SanchezMamacita @GovMLG @NMPED Why tho?

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@baconsodajam @jbay3r @DefiantLs @bell_lati First off, this is what we call ‘simp’ behavior. Second, you’re right, she doesn’t. But that doesn’t stop her blatant hypocrisy from being gloriously magnified.

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@GovMLG Wanna bet??

- Sincerely, an ER Nurse

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@azkadillia @PrinceDommy Your flattery will get you everywhere with me 😈

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@NicoleArbour I’ve thought this for years! Yes please!

[Cody 🇺🇸 @OddStockTrader]

Facebook is the downfall of society.

For your own soul and mind.

Leave that parasite of a website.

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@timothysykes Can’t wait to keep learning from you and see what happens! 🙌🏽

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@chanelsantinixo God I miss you 😘

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@GovMLG I haven’t received my stimulus check yet. Haven’t received any unemployment benefits yet. I have $24 in my account. At this point, my job working in a gym feels REALLY essential. It’s easy to lose connection from reality sitting comfortably in your Governor’s Mansion.

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@CBSEveningNews @realDonaldTrump Didn’t suggest or recommend ANYTHING, he just pondered if there was anything like that could be done. There ARE pharmaceutical disinfectives. STOP pandering fear. #deargod 🤦🏻‍♂️

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You got a better chance of getting your hands on one of these bad boys than toilet paper. #coronavirusmemes #coronapocalypse

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@lilearthangelk Mamí 🤗

[Greg Tyler Ewan @GregTylerEwan]

@lilearthangelk Yuuuuup