Greg Abbott (parody)

Texas Governor Greg Abott’s Personal Twitter Feed (parody)

[Greg Abbott (parody) @Greg_AbbottTX]

@RSchillingNY @GregAbbott_TX You said sit this one out like i’m not always sitting already !

[Greg Abbott (parody) @Greg_AbbottTX]

Picture of suspect found in assassination attempt of Greg Abbott.
If any other information is known please contact your local police department.

[Greg Abbott (parody) @Greg_AbbottTX]

Folks, tonight’s debate should serve as a reminder why we need to re-elect President Trump. I personally myself have dealt with one of my Mexican immigrant workers jumping face first into my fish tank and consuming my helpless fish whole. We must keep our pets safe.

[Greg Abbott (parody) @Greg_AbbottTX]

@GregAbbott_TX Here I am, pretending to care about my daughter when I could care less about other women and their children !