T. Greg Doucette

(Not here anymore; alts in pinned tweet.)
Ex-computers guy, then decade as a First Amendment trial attorney in NC+TX, now #InHouse for BigTech.

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Periodic reminder of where to find me across the Multiverse:

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

@TheJimmyMurray @gsxvoid NCSU and TWW!

[Colton Williams @wxColton]

Tulsa broadcast meteorologist here —

I can 100% confirm this is not true.

95% of the technology we utilize is fed data from NOAA/NWS.

Dismantling of these programs makes us less equipped to keep people safe.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fixed that for you

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

🧵

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

WTF is Elon talking about? It's not a crime to know who is controlling the US Treasury. It's a crime to hide it.

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

I think it's remarkable that the same people who want to harass a dead helicopter pilot's family also think DOGE employees have an inalienable right to privacy.

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

@JamesMaddogson Seethe moar

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Great tbh, lots of activity

This was today for example

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

This documentary clocks in at 11 hours so it's best spread over a few days 😄

But I'm 4.5 hours in so far and it's exceptionally thorough and quite funny

They don't call Vic Mignogna "the R. Kelly of Anime" for nothing!

[Michael Fitz-Gibbon @penguintruth]

The Entire Vic Mignogna Story - The Face of Anime's Dumbest Culture War https://t.co/tKZI0aCF7C via @YouTube

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Screech is a first offender, so my expectation for a state-level prosecution is always dismissal after drug treatment and some span of time staying out of trouble

@BillyBrew thought I may be too optimistic given the drugs and quantities

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

"higher than all the lawyers on Nintendo's staff"

Cocaine will do that, for sure

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

Excited to announce, I have retained the best lawyer in the business - @RekietaLaw if Nintendo sues me.

Nick Rekeita is an unparalleled legal mind of the highest caliber. He’s higher than all the lawyers on Nintendo’s staff.

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

*Picks and Shovels* is a new, standalone technothriller starring Marty Hench, my two-fisted, hard-fighting, tech-scam-busting forensic accountant. You can pre-order it on my latest Kickstarter, which features a brilliant audiobook read by Wil Wheaton:

https://t.co/i2rWuyouNs

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[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

You're @'ing the wrong Greg Doucette 😉

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Cops committing sex crimes is common

Raping multiple women, then defunding himself just before his trial:

https://t.co/3VIzMl3R2L

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

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Start Date: 1 July 2022

This thread is part of an ongoing series. If you see this tweet in your timeline, it's likely because a new entry was just added at the end

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Cops committing sex crimes is common:

"suspicion of kidnapping to commit rape, rape by force, and forced oral copulation":
https://t.co/4rbwykuzns

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

@JoeBriggsEsq Nah, I learned from the first go-round that audio-based apps are not my ministry

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

For folks who want unfiltered elections talk as polls close...

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

@SarahClarkDixon I'm on Threads too, but between their algo and their moderation it sucks

Mostly on Bluesky now

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Down another -2K followers on ExTwitter today. Sounds like there's another mass exodus happening?

Y'all know where to find me

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

🙃

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

for posterity:

[Strahan Cadell @Sartor1836]

Not sure the term “leaving office” is applicable any longer.

[ostensibly @CentristMadness]

You don’t have to pretend the economy is bad anymore, in three months you’ll be talking about how good it is and how republicans will have good midterms because of it