Greg McCullough

Don't sweat the petty stuff, don't pet the sweaty stuff.

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

@AaronG1023 You gotta let me know if the game ends up worth being the investment of a whole new console

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

@SickosCommittee It was actually 100% my wife’s idea, too

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

This is what happens when you attend a private college without a football team. You learn to develop a particular set of skills- namely social awkwardness and mild alcoholism

[Wes Rucker @wesruckerTBA]

I'm completely serious when I suggest that Evansville fans today, per capita, put down more adult beverages than any collection of visiting fans I can remember at Lindsey Nelson Stadium.

The Purple Aces and their fans are here to party. Love it.

[Evansville Baseball @UEAthleticsBASE]

THE ACES ARE GOING TO THE SUPERS!

⚾️ #ForTheAces x #GUAC 🥑

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

I’ll have my accountant look into how I can write this off

[Will Knights @willknightsTFE]

Each one of Louisville’s 624,444 residents had $0.00012 of their tax dollars damaged beyond repair today

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

precious achiuwoff

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

@UnderdogFantasy Certain sports talking heads would never take her seriously because of her backwards hat, but I think she deserves a chance

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

it’s great to see buddy hield back in action. guy was hurt for a while but buddy hield

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

Had to honor my most favorite Buckeye

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

I’m just saying, I’ve never seen the new men’s coach of Kentucky basketball and the driving crooner in the same room

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

Cam Spencer feels like a guy that will be in the NBA for 7 years and average 6.4 points per game, but somehow always hits the big shot against *your* team

[UE Men's Basketball @UEAthletics_MBB]

Well would you look at that...

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

@SleeperCFB @PeteThamel @KurtBenkert Huge Buckeye fan. Dude could coach that side of the ball, especially DBs.

Thanks for the hat back at EXOS, happy to see how well you’ve transitioned!

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

if you lose the football you'd better run back to the end zone and take a pylon. pretty much the only other object out there you can grab

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Good morning from the only state playing football today that actually has wolverines.

[Randy Scott @RandyScottESPN]

Committee: You should schedule tough non-conference games.

FSU: We beat LSU and Florida.

Committee: You should really be a Power 5 conference champ.

FSU: We won the ACC.

Committee: You should be undefeated.

FSU: We’re 13-0.

Committee: Lol, you’re not gonna believe this..

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

I have learned nothing.

[Greg McCullough @Greg_McCullough]

WHY DO I ALLOW MYSELF TO ANNUALLY BECOME EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN A GROUP OF 18-23 YEAR OLDS THAT I HAVE NEVER MET REPRESENTING A UNIVERSITY I NEVER ATTENDED. sports are the worst.

[Barclay Briggs @bbriggs2016]

Acts 2:15 #RespectMyDecision

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

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