Gregg Karmel

Husband + dad | 3x Laundry Champion of North Jersey | Wayfarer x True Believer

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@Durweezy @DennicioDelToro But someone said, “hey smile!”

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@Durweezy @DennicioDelToro Hey look at me - I’m cool!

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@Durweezy Man I really love the hire. Glad you’re a fan of his - that gives me hope. Was gonna reach out, but I felt like it was too soon. I still can’t believe that game!

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

Watching #BillsvsChiefs and I can’t even imagine what @Durweezy is going through right now! Wowwwww

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

My kid just brought a backup book to his bedtime story in case I “start to get boring.” And he actually called it his backup book.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

I don’t really like this time of year, but hearing my kid return from school singing Jingle bells/Batman smells reminds me what the holidays are all about. God bless.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

Just when we thought we’d reached the end of The Lord of the Rings franchise Hulu finds a way

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

If our 4 yr old ever fact checks my answers to his questions, I’m done for

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@Durweezy Man I’m so excited about this. Also, reminiscent of Plax signing and what he did for Eli.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@Durweezy What was the rosé that you and @LukeyBonthetrak shared on the way to a music festival?

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@Durweezy You’re exactly right. It’s pure hatred and contradicts everything we’re supposed to stand for.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@Durweezy John King is the Gandalf of touchscreen election maps.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@realDonaldTrump @Varneyco We would’ve told you earlier that we were gonna vote you out from home, but we didn’t want you to panic.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

Looking to join a construction crew, but only if I can be the one standing next to the truck yelling “whoa whoa whoa/hey hey hey” when things go wrong.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

Listen to this person - he’s an expert. Use your head - do the right thing for everyone’s sake.

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

COVID-19 Prep Update- March 14:

Last night I was on with state & local officials around the US well into the night. By March 23 many of our largest cities & hospitals are on course to be overrun with cases.

I am going to prepare a memo for them. I will share highlights here.1/

[Sean Patrick Maloney @SeanPMaloney]

My husband & I have been raising kids for 27 years. Our eldest came to us when he was almost 3. His mom OD’d & his dad went to jail. There was no one to take care of this little boy, so we did. When you discriminate against LGBTQ couples, you deprive kids like mine of good homes.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

Gardner Minshew looks like Will Ferrell playing an NFL QB.

[Gregg Karmel @GreggKarmel]

@briphelan121212 My man @briphelan121212 hooking it up! Thank you, sir. Nothing better than watching the Yanks drop runs on the Sawx while you do the robot.

[Brian Phelan @briphelan121212]

Howard TV Great @GreggKarmel doing the Robot at Yankees Game Saturday Nite....This Boy Has Moves