Greg VanAlstine Comedy

Corporate Comedian, Entertainer, Parody & Recording Artist, Singer, Song Writer, Actor, Author, Producer Parody Brand Marketer. Self Employed Business Owner.

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@JoelKatz Tables generally don't hang vertically on walls.

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@JoelKatz Round tables don't have 90° corners.

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@JoelKatz Obviously, Round Table is not a compound word.

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@w_thejazz Wow. That's crazy

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@JoelKatz My wife just asked why these were in the trash. I blamed our dog, named Sodium.

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@JoelKatz DISNEYLAND! (You may need to pitch in a few extra bucks.)

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@JoelKatz But can it macarena???

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@rawsalerts It was pawned for $100. It'll turn up in 30 days.

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@JoelKatz The step stool is literally 18" to his left!

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@JoelKatz To keep your legs from falling asleep?

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@sentosumosaba @JoelKatz I'm always warming up for Family Friendly Stand-Up Comedy Shows. I throw in fun Music Parodies for the audience too! The world needs to laugh more!

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@JoelKatz So, for under $1,500?

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@JoelKatz Steven Wright: You can't have everything in the world. Where would you put it?

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@JoelKatz The picture is not clear. It was all disturbing until I noticed the bag of weed hanging out of the right side of his pants. Then it all made sense.

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@JoelKatz @tide Women also like to Snuggle after sex, and men would rather Bounce!

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@M1Crypto1 Awesome! What do we need to do to earn Sundae Tokens?

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