Mike Kessler

Wilderness survival guide, rock guitar legend and pastor extraordinaire.

[Mike Kessler @samuraipstrmike]

@Brian_Sauve You probably have just a touch of the sociopath going on, so I guess it’s understandable why you couldn’t fathom that level of emotion when you care for and love the church. It’s ok, we’re all built a little different.

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@SarahisCensored @SteveDeaceShow That’s how “election fortification” works.

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@tracybeanz What happened to the stream from today?

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@AZInformer @kroger @FrysFoodStores @KayJewelers @Hallmark Will they all be offering this same courtesy to opt out for pride month by chance?

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@JackPosobiec The rainbow jihad marches on.

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@UticaRoasting I feel deceived they aren’t actually flavored. Nice prank.

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@UticaRoasting Not gonna lie, I was going these were legit.

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@michaelmalice You are not wrong.

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@Timcast

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@JackPosobiec She’s upset Molech won’t get his sacrifices on time and there will be calamity in her lands.

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Hey @MLChristiansen, the cdc updated covid numbers.

https://t.co/Nqtyr5YwEm

94% had 2 or 3 other serious illnesses AT THE SAME TIME, and the overwhelming majority were of “very advanced age”.
9210 people died from COVID-19 in the United States as the sole contributing factor.

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@Minecraft The fact swamp is not winning proves we are doomed as a species.

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@scrowder finally joined mug club you glorious bastards you. #CrowderCNNLiveStream #CrowderCNNLivestream

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@BernieSanders You’re a literal communist agitator who’s never had a real job.

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@scrowder your stream just got copyright striked. Dangit.

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@JussieSmollett My thoughts are “this tweet didn’t age well...”

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@RealAlexJones They just remove you from YouTube. It’s on.

[Mike Kessler @samuraipstrmike]

@Minecraft Did you guys forget that you announced the super duper graphics pack almost a year ago, and no word on it? How about an update?

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@jamesmacdonald @HillaryClinton I think in progressivism life doesn’t count as life until@they vote Democrat.

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@PPact “Her legacy won’t be forgotten”
That’s an understatement, 3.5 million murdered children on her watch. She helped make genocide a sacrament of progressivism #ThankYouCecile