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Not a parody account, this is THE actual raccoon king. Making sure everyone understands that fascism is great, and that raccoons are never sarcastic, never ever

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@DesertArizona @Acyn lol, at least he had em, what’s Trumps excuse?

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Macron reportedly warned Zelenskyy US may ‘betray Ukraine on territory’ - ya no fucking shit. Since #Putin has a video of #Trump blowing “Bubba” i wonder why? Doyyyyy ⁦@POTUS⁩ is clearly own by Russia. It’s as obvious as his dick size. Smallest ever? https://t.co/B47pEsJ5ou

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Opinion | China is bearing down on Taiwan – enabled by Trump’s weakness and vacillation and spinelessness and ineptitude and cowardice and fragility and the fact that he obviously blew Bill Clinton. ⁦@POTUS⁩ https://t.co/Z3c9g4ZVsv

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US officials aka #RFK and #Trump are actively poisoning and killing your children. https://t.co/UtF44BY5ZC

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@DC_Draino Lmao, imagine thinking this achieves anything but setting a precedent for the next democratic president? These idiots are gonna let this law breaking idiot make it so the next democratic president is a nightmare. Great job douche bags.

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@RealJamesWoods Probably your acting

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OR. Trump and Putin having a meeting to explain how to get nvidia chips so they can sell them to China. That’s the more likely thing happening.
Or maybe bubba just started an insatiable hunger in ⁦@POTUS⁩ so Trump has to go check-in with his daddy🍆 https://t.co/DosKAhCqfU

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@TAFORU @Jim_Jordan This!

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@HiSpeedWobbles @Jim_Jordan See, no “Trump” here!

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@Jim_Jordan You spied on a pedo in the act and said nothing.

You are a spineless coward.

You will shill anything for your orange pedo god.

He wasn’t a president then, he was a canidate, whose son met with Russian oligarchs to “acquire dirt” on Hilary Clinton.

No one cares, shut up.

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@BuzzPatterson This is why real vets mock the Air Force. The fly over with no real idea what’s going on, on the ground. Just keep buzzing around.

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@BuzzPatterson Lmao, imagine not saying anything about a president who is actively destroying the constitution, and then posting this garbage? Hahaha, was he there when Trump was “aiding” bill clinton? Just an example of how not to use your military experience to voice political concerns, thx

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@Suzierizzo1 Even his chickens are laughing at him. To use farming terms, “you let the fox into the hen house” so stop your yellow-belly cryin. Wahhhh wahhhh, I got screwed over by a billionaire for another billionaire. Who could have seen that coming, you mental simpleton?

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@JimFergusonUK Your source is the biggest bs cry baby in the history of victim mentality. Grow up because orange face puh-c neck is definitely never going to? I heard Bill Clinton gave him a real “hard time” I’m sure it was a mouthful, lmao

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@StandUpForTrmp The military veteran, the fighter pilot and astronaut? Or the orange clown who is actively destroying your children’s futures? I’m gonna say President pedo protector is the obvious “traitor”, or are you excited about paying more taxes so the rich can right off their personal jet?

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Trump says Ukraine has ‘zero gratitude’ for peace plan amid international talks. Surprised that Ukraine isn’t as much of a coward as @POTUS? Ya mean neither. #dicksuckingDonny no surprise he is Putin’s bitch. Hahahahahaha typical coward. https://t.co/MpG8OHJEAB

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⁦@POTUS showing us you can be a coward at home and abroad. Incredible, TACO 🌮 isn’t just for trade. Trump is and always will be known not only as the biggest pussy the world has ever known, but also as Putin’s bitch. That’s all you’ll ever be known for https://t.co/AgZlWZWmlz

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Ukraine banned from Nato, Russia readmitted to the G8 and territory ceded: what’s in Trump’s draft plan - @POTUS showing just how spineless a “president” could be. Whatever you do don’t actually help Ukraine. Just keep sucking off your bubba, Putin. *buddy https://t.co/3GeOQWIRu0

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‘I’ll be executed on Tuesday’: families reveal panicked last calls from foreigners on Saudi’s death row - The Guardian ⁦@nbcsnl⁩ you guys should have #petedavidson on to make more jokes about Saudi Arabia https://t.co/IHRXWfrPYP

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Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ - do you know how much taxable income I could make if I had we regulated safe free day care and transportation? Easily a quarter mil year one. Guy is an actual stable genius. https://t.co/ETvqvS8KVj