Greg McGregorson

I sell menswear at and have perfected the breakfast sandwich

[Greg McGregorson @GregsStyleGuide]

Lovers and Things Podcast - Ep. 1: Lovers and Things https://t.co/Rfrr2eE48t via @YouTube @LexAnsley

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Mario is a menace 😂😂😂 #Verzuz #mariovsomarion

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@BrendanSchaub @bertkreischer Bingo 🎯

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Nowadays I open up Twitter just to see if Instagram is down 😳

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@JudgeJudy is a symbol of American Feminism.

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

Saw Integration Test Email trending and thought he died

[JamariJonesATL @JamariJones_ATL]

Taking out the trash at night feels just like this 🤣🤣🤣

[Greg McGregorson @GregsStyleGuide]

LEVITA ALIZÉ JENKINS! #InsecureHBO

[Ben Riley-Smith @benrileysmith]

The mammoth US unemployment claims in their historical context.

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@netflix if there ever is a biopic on Joe Exotic the #TigerKing I demand that you cast Ben Stiller @RedHourBen to play his role 😂

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“Social Distancing” is the best thing to happen to introverts since the Do Not Disturb feature. #coronavirus #QuarantineLife #COVID19

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Breathtaking view from La Clusaz. This was just one of the many sights throughout Italy, Switzerland, and France backdropped by the authoritative Alps.
#GregsStyleGuide #LaClusaz #alps https://t.co/ba0KMozzhE

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I’m beyond ecstatic for this, what a time to be alive!! “Motorola made the foldable Razr we've wanted” https://t.co/zEzPkmL1uK

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If the refills are free, if I bring a cup will they re-fill it for free? 🤔 #ShowerThoughts

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Folks say, “Samuel L Jackson got his break at 45” when talking about their far-fetched dreams. Fact is SLJ quit drugs and then got his big break. That does not apply to you! You are SLJ on drugs and you aren’t even on drugs!You aren’t muthafucking Samuel L Jackson!

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So I just had the @PopeyesChicken Spicy Chicken Sandwich. My God, this thing is divine! So damn good!! It belongs on the Hall of Food Fame with the likes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Foie Gras. #popeyeschickensandwhich

[Genius @Genius]

kid cudi dancing to “electric feel” at coachella is my mood all summer

[mark normand @marknorm]

“That was extremely productive!”

- no one after a meeting

[viridiana 💗 @viridianna_g]

im freaking dying 😂💀

[Greg McGregorson @GregsStyleGuide]

@harrismonkey Of all the fast SUVs that’s my favorite