Having captained cricket teams in the past, I can't comprehend asking any of my players to tamper with the ball.
We struggle to simply get all XI players shining the same side 🤦♂️
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As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.
I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.
I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.
Please don't give me a gun.
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