Greta Ackerman

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

So I don’t talk about this publicly, at all really, but there was a time where I hated my body. So much that abused it and deprived it of food. It’s hard for me to admit because I now love my body more than ever. I may not be strong, but You bet your last dollar I’m STRONGER 💪🏽

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

Coming out of Twitter retirement to say that the US definitely has mental health issues, but so does the rest of the world. No where else has mass shootings like we do. They also have better gun policies. Crazy concept.

[Dani Anderson @dani_anderson_]

Remember when my Venmo got hacked and I lost $500? And when I tried to get help from @Venmo they ghosted me? Still no response from 01/03…

[Ryan Ackerman @Ryan_Ack]

Are people legitimately scared of getting vaccinated or just lazy?

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

Imagine if dogs were ticklish 🥺

[maybe: DO NOT ANSWER @HardKN0XLife]

She did this in natural sunlight with water and many people in the comments didn’t catch on until the third drink. Now replace this with a colored drink in a dark, crowded, club after a few drinks...this is scary

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

@Gray5Alex Is this a shot at me being at my parents rn?😅

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

@Gray5Alex You have 5, is that not enough for you??

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

You know what’s really sad? Thinking about the people in the world who only have their pets in life and if they were to die one day, their pet would have no one left and they would be all alone... and that’s what I think about at 6:46 pm

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

The fact that women wearing pants used to be a huge controversial issue gives me hope for the future of our world.

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

@kaitlinkoch3 @meganleeboone He KIDNAPS her and she doesn’t even try to get away! Like what???

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

@kaitlinkoch3 @meganleeboone I’ll be honest, I stopped half way through because it was one of the cringiest movies I’ve ever seen 😅

[brandy:) @brandy__morr]

My love language: peanut butter

[Variety @Variety]

The cast of #ParksAndRec is reuniting for a scripted, in-character special in aid of #COVID19 https://t.co/Ebht4YvmbF

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

I hate how I am feeling like I’m being left out rn but we’re supposed to be quarantined so it’s not like I can be invited to things anyway. Right?

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

Why am I being such a sad girl rn

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

“I could use a little morphine” 💔

[megsaroo 💛 @meganleeboone]

I literally want to roundhouse everyone I see on my snap going out and partying. You’re not cool, you’re just selfish.

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

Incase anyone was wondering exactly what it looked like...

[Greta Ackerman @GretchGreta]

So my dad and I stared at the cats today for AT LEAST 5 minutes watching them watch a leaf, and all I can say, is that it was the best part of my day. So. Quarantine.