Gretchen Calder

a battered breathing skeleton

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

Silence is deafening.

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

if you give me a sandwich and there are no chips to accompany that sandwich, know I hate you & your stupid incomplete asshole of a sandwich.

[Justin @JustinNFJK]

https://t.co/8xHar7rV28 This is the REAL go fund me link for my brother.

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

@MunchkinTyler she disowned me

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

Damn it I missed Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, AND Boxing Day. #4amtweets

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@upmeli Writers. Don't. Cast. Movies. Ask. John. Green.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Canon: brown eyes, frizzy hair and very clever. White skin was never specified. Rowling loves black Hermione 😘 https://t.co/5fKX4InjTH

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

Destroying gender roles since 2k15

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

Little boy on the tube: I can tell you're a girl because you have long hair
Me: don't be silly, girls don't always have long hair!

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

Fucking love cats

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

I feel like the interrobang is too panicked

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[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

@AmazingPhil oh my god

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

If anyone has been wondering what I've been doing, I've been reading lots of Stephen King and /r/nosleep…

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Our school shootings r caused by Americans but not all Americans shoot up schools, right? *Don't forget not all Muslims are Isis*

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

@Luois_Tolminsno because we're sisters…?

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

@Luois_Tolminsno sister

[Gretchen Calder @GretchenCalder]

@Imaginedragons this is beautiful

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

hey look it's @AmazingPhil and i in @thetomska's book where's our royalty cheque

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

"I don't want to get any older,
and I don't want bands that I like to get any older either." - @joshuadun