Gretchen Sword

i set the pins up so you can knock them down. DMs open.

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@BillAckman absolutely legendary response to a terrible situation. praying for Lucy and for your family. my dad has been gone for 13 years but i know he would’ve had a similar response if i were Lucy. 💞

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real question @Substack @hamishmckenzie HOW does one turn off notifications for your Chats BEFORE i subscribe to a creator?because i did not come here to be woken up in the middle of the night by some spammer telling me about crypto theories & individually muting is chop.

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oh okay bet

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@grok what is an elown

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@grok what is an elown

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substack is weird bc i started out just following anyone whose writing i admired and then they all switched to paid subs and its not like we built enough of a rapport for me to pay $10/month for you to email me 3x so now i have to just unsubscribe from rando subs.

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@bgarlinghouse get shit done! 💪

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it is so wild to me that @NewYorker and @NYMag both have such terrible mobile experiences in the year 2025.
daily, i have to re-auth as a paid subscriber to @NewYorker @CondeNast with a 1time code generated from my email.

@NYMag is JUST coming out with an app. what is it? 2012

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did that guy just forgot the lyrics to the national anthem? #InaugurationDay #47thPresident

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is everyone in America sick 😷 right now?

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LET’S GO MARTHA

[Paul Poandl, PGA @BBC_PGA_PRO]

Sword wins 9 with a Par… now 3 down to Koehler.

[Paul Poandl, PGA @BBC_PGA_PRO]

Sword wins 9 with a Par… now 3 down to Koehler.

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@BBC_PGA_PRO lets go MSS

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@BBC_PGA_PRO let’s go Sword!

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petition to make all work weeks four days 🙏

[Paul Poandl, PGA @BBC_PGA_PRO]

@BBC_PGA_PRO has just started the 2023 Women’s Club championship. Jessica Koehler vs Martha Sword

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can we stop saying “next slide” for every single slide in a one hour meeting? i estimate we are wasting up to 5% of the time saying it.

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as a public service announcement, “Tx” is not a suitable substitution for THANKS. Just go ahead and spell the whole word out if you really mean it.

Tx. 😜

[Workweek 🤝 @workweekinc]

A complete map of the US tech landscape

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@mattturck what? there are many parts of America that still have limited internet access - i live in one!

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it’s not even 8am and i have placed three orders from best ecommerce sites i know: Chewy, Nespresso & Sephora.

coincidence that i can order everything i want in the span of 5 clicks? i think not.