John Williams

Politically homeless

[Bobbybollocks MP @Bobbybollocks2]

Good morning

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

😂😂😂

[Richard @ricwe123]

That chilling moment when you realize it is confirmed in the Epstein files that Vladimir Putin didn’t kidnap children from Ukraine, but instead evacuated them to protect them from being sold into child sex trafficking....

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

The fully armored K9 looked exhausted—then a toddler handed him a tiny pillow and the entire parking lot melted

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

I’m 64yrs old & have never known in my lifetime a government that hates their own country & their own people like this Labour Government does.

It’s pretty scary what they are doing to their own country & their own people.

Evil doesn’t come close enough.

These disgusting people should be in prison not in government.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I could watch this kind of stuff for hours and never get bored

[Bécquer 🇪🇸✒🔡 @GustavoAdolf_]

Perro: El mejor amigo del hombre...de la mujer no tanto.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Great ad!

[Cartoon Clips @CartoonVidio]

we all relate to this😆

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

That's funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

A woman decided to celebrate her 70th birthday by treating herself to one night in a very nice hotel. The next morning, when she went to check out, the desk clerk gave her a bill for $250. She was shocked and asked why it was so expensive. “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the room isn’t worth $250 for just one night — I didn’t even have breakfast,” she said. The clerk explained that $250 was the standard rate, and breakfast was included if she had chosen to have it.

She asked to speak with the manager. The manager came out, already informed about the complaint, and said, “Our hotel has an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a large conference center that guests can use.”

“But I didn’t use them,” she replied.

“Well, they are available, and you could have used them,” he answered.

He continued, saying the hotel also offered famous in-house shows with top entertainers from around the world.

“But I didn’t attend any of those shows,” she said.

“They are available, and you could have gone,” the manager repeated.

Every time the manager mentioned another facility, she answered, “But I didn’t use it,” and he kept giving the same reply.

After several minutes of going back and forth, and seeing that the manager would not change his mind, she agreed to pay. She wrote a check and handed it to him.

The manager looked at it and said, “Madam, this check is for only $50.”

“That’s right,” she said. “I charged you $200 for sleeping with me.”

“But I didn’t do that!” the manager replied.

“Well,” she answered calmly, “I was here, and you could have.”

[viramimoza @viramimoza]

🧡🩷🩶✨😹🐠🐟

[BooDY🐶 @Boody11av]

l watched this 5 times already and can't stop laughing 😂😂

[Lionidas @JR98726272]

@EndWokeness @Jason_SkiMontVC

[Nut Shots @InterestingFck]

Bro become homeless that night

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, walks into first class, and sits down.

The flight attendant sees this and asks to check her ticket. She explains that the passenger paid for economy and will need to return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney, and I’m staying right here.”

The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde passenger in first class who belongs in economy and refuses to move.

The co-pilot goes back and tries to explain, but the blonde just repeats, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney, and I’m staying right here.”

Frustrated, the co-pilot tells the pilot they may need to have police waiting when they land.

The pilot says, “You said she’s blonde? I’ve got this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”

He walks back, leans down, and whispers something in her ear.

The blonde immediately says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” gets up, and returns to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed. “What did you say to her?”

The pilot smiles and says, “I told her first class isn’t going to Sydney.”

[Parody Ross Kemp @RossKemp6]

If Carlsberg did adverts … this would be probably the best advert in the world 😂

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

Nothing beats a walk!

[SONS OF LIBERTY -MAGA MOVEMENT !!! @eagameover]

💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
THE HARDEST I THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m crying from laughing so hard !!
THE FART SHOT THE HELL OF OUT ME ‼️💨😳

[Ⱥmerican Trucker 🇺🇸 @taylorbilt]

Cutest thing you'll see today on X....