I was delighted to see Prince Philip reach 99. I phoned him and said, “Phil, it’s impressive, but you’re still some way off Al Shearer’s tally of 260!”
“How did you get this number?” he snapped.
“It’s based on his total number of Premier League goals,” I explained.
Basic stuff.
I’m not one for conspiracy theories but it seemed bizarre when @10DowningStreet changed the message from #StayHome to #StayAlert. Did they know someone was about to be outed for not staying home???? Hhhhmmmm. Could it have been that very person who changed the message?