Cristiano in 90 minutes vs DR Congo:
0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 dribbles
0 ground duels won
0 fouls won
Cardio.
Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.
Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl
I had a very disturbing and borderline treasonous experience at Arby’s tonight
After ordering five roast beef sandwiches and two orders of curly fries, I asked the young man behind the counter if he supported the strikes on Iraq
“Sir I don’t think that’s what happened,” he said.
“Junior,” I said. “You ma not remember this, but we beat their ass in wars in 1991 and 2003. We’re about to threepeat.”
“Sir I really don’t know what you’re talking about,” he replied.
I called him an anti-American communist, snatched the sandwiches and fries out of his hands, and strode out of there without paying
I received a standing ovation