Jack Griffiths

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[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

POV: You’re a white guy being attacked by migrants in the UK, but they send a female cop.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jonathan Tah with a chance to send Germany to the next round

[Jack Griffiths @Griffiths149]

@DavidPSamson My dad currently has Glioblastoma at age 63 and it’s a terrible disease. Very sorry for your loss.

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners

- Simply repost this to enter

Winners picked on Saturday.

(If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: https://t.co/718xYZwECf)

[Kroquegg Overon @kroquegg_overon]

I believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Arsenal: 2025/26 Premier League champions.

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

Arsenal players & staff celebrating as Premier League champions at the training ground tonight… ❤️🥺

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BREAKING NEWS:
‼️ CHAMPIONS ‼️

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

My life expectancy may have reduced by ten years this afternoon, but it was a small price to pay, @Arsenal.

[saxon71 @stuafc71]

Bit cosy Isn’t it @FA_PGMOL

[Elad Simchayoff @Elad_Si]

A: Hello, I wanted to check why my rubbish wasn’t collected today?

B: I’m sorry about that, sir, but I can assure you that we’re working hard to globalise the intifada.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

This is the reason why we can never reform healthcare in the UK — or even have a sensible debate about it.
The moment anyone suggests alternative/additional ways of funding health Labour rushes out privatisation smears and claims US private health insurance is being proposed.
Labour has been doing it for decades. It explains why the NHS is effectively beyond reform.
The two worst health systems in the rich world are in America and the UK. It’s why nobody has ever copied them. It would be mad to go from ours to theirs (or vice versa).
But Europe is awash with health systems that can call on several sources of funds, including many with compulsory public health insurance schemes. They have better health outcomes than the NHS. They are free at the point of use (like the NHS). Most of them are better funded.
But Labour puts them out of bounds, refuses even to discuss or consider. So patient care suffers. NHS struggles on.
Labour is always telling us we need to get closer to Europe. It’s where we belong. But not when it comes to health, where it insists no lessons can be learned. Pretty pathetic, really.

[Josh Ferme @JoshFerme]

A 21-year-old film student went to park in London to try out the camera he was gifted for his birthday and a man called "Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu" stabbed him to death. We should not allow these savages into the country.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

This whole McSweeney phone theft business is beginning to stink.
The timing is incredibly convenient for a government that wants to cover up.
Why did McSweeney report the theft to the police himself?Surely Downing Street security should have been immediately alerted — and they would handle it from there.
Did McSweeney want to establish a record of him reporting it?
Why did McSweeney never correct the police when it was clear they thought the theft had been in the East End and, of course, it happened in Westminster. Did McSweeney relish the confusion?
Why did McSweeney not make clear the national security significance of it being his phone to the police? Was he worried they’d then take it seriously, unlike most phones thefts?

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[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

MAX DOWMAN RUNS THE LENGTH OF THE PITCH AND WINS IT FOR ARSENAL! 🌟

The youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer!