…A GAME OF HORSESHOES!! 🤎🖤

Even if things get heavy we'll all float on.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I don’t want a soft life because I’m lazy. I want a soft life because my nervous system has been in fight or flight mode since childhood.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

[…A GAME OF HORSESHOES!! 🤎🖤 @GrimHoshi]

@TiffanyFong All I can think about is that Tropic Thunder scene

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

To be truly fluent in English,
you must know your shits

Part 2

Dogshit: Very poor quality
Bullshit: Not true
Horseshit: Nonsense
Apeshit: Rambunctious
Batshit: Insane
Chickenshit: Cowardly
Ratshit: Poor quality
No shit: Obviously
Holy shit: Unbelievable
Hot shit: Very good
Dipshit: Total dumbass
Tuff shit: Take it or leave it
Jack shit: Nothing
The shit: Perfection
Deep shit: Big trouble
Shitfaced: Drunk
Shitstorm: Chaos
Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing
Full of shit: Lying
Shit-ton: Huge amount
Shithead: Jerk
Shithole: Terrible place
Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous
No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious
Don’t give a shit: Don’t care
Shit happens: Oh well
I shit you not: Truth
Shit stirrer: Drama starter
The shits: Diarrhea
Good shit: Excellent
Crock of shit: Nonsense
Shit sandwich: Bad situation

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@OrevaZSN If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

[…A GAME OF HORSESHOES!! 🤎🖤 @GrimHoshi]

@DKAstrology Cancer moon 1st house 22°. Should I be worried 🫣😅

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

We live in a society where Ray J admitting to having sex with 12,500 women, is overlooked to criticize a 31-year-old Megan Thee Stallion, for assumingely having sex with 5 men in the last few years.

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

CVS receipts been short lately. Please get ur affairs in order. The recession is here!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

The most underrated act of kindness is simply letting people be. Let them mispronounce a word, talk too much about a show they love, or get excited about something you don't quite understand. Everyone has something that lights them up, let them shine, even if it's not your thing.

[Sick @sickdotdev]

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I AM NOT FUCKING LAZY.

I am burnt out, overstimulated, and have been carrying emotional loads for YEARS that no one’s ever helped me hold.. I’M TIRED.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

“She can’t keep a man”. It’s so easy to keep a man ya’ll. I promise. All you gotta do is allow them to lie and cheat in peace, don’t challenge their patterns, and don’t address anything they do that hurts you. You’ll keep them for years and years until they find their next toy.

[Cyber M @deadendcyber]

@Solyricon Don’t forget to let them jerk off in the bathroom and to let them like every girl’s thirst traps and to also let them stare at teenagers as they walk by

[Nik @_NikSpace]

All this cheating is triggering me, i should’ve beat all of my exes up.

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

i’m in that nigga family house JUST LIKE THIS

[…A GAME OF HORSESHOES!! 🤎🖤 @GrimHoshi]

This is sending me 😂😂😂😂

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something