Thinky Crow

I want a world where married LBGT couples are free to protect their cannabis & poppy gardens with assault rifles they purchased online with cryptocurrency.

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I have the tendency to treat accuracy as intrinsically rewarding.

[TANSTAAFL / BearPoker Esq. @pshinn]

About sums it up

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@OnVoodoo That’s stupid AF.

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@DefiantLs If you think this is real, I have some NFTs to sell you…

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@MasterMaliq You want to own sex slaves?

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@0xTad @JanisK1953 @maybedanielleee I did know that. You’re the one who claimed the oxygen level never changes, or that blood is red because it’s oxygenated.

FYI, it’s red because it’s full of iron.

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@Darifleman2c The weed was probably laced.

Which is another reason it should be legal.

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@Cruella_Seville @Gnome4308 I used to think the same, but I realized the labels are fine. Anyone who actually READS them deserves to live. It’s the ones who don’t who need to GTFO of the gene pool.

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@sdovoisvnd6y8j @proudkafirG A woman equally has the right to divorce by text message, right?

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@DarthCalvin He actually believes in the things Republicans only claim to, such small government.

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You clearly didn't Google that yourself. Yes of course it's a loop, nobody said different. However, the highly oxygenated arterial blood flows throughout the body and; you know, actually distributes that oxygen. Oxygen leaves the blood and goes into the cells of the body. No, it does not literally “run out” of ALL oxygen; however blood in the veins have considerably less oxygen than those in the arteries. The blood leaves the lungs, distributes oxygen, and flows back for more oxygen.

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@proudkafirG @ForestsAndMts A god that says owning sex slaves isn’t a sin is a malevolent and evil god.

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@chrisisdiaria 100% of abortions are by women.

Therefore by woman logic, 100% of women have abortions.

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Girl math is believing that because most crimes are committed by men, that means most men are criminals.

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@IsraaReyn FYI, hamburgers are not from Germany.

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How exactly do you burn something in the microwave? I don’t mean just overcooke so you wouldn’t want to eat it. I mean “fill the house with smoke and set off the smoke detectors”.

Seriously, do you somehow accidentally set it to two hours instead of two minutes or something?

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@trueLiberalist I once saw Trump speak live (long before politics) and he gave the same advice. He noted several wealthy friends who made that mistake and got took to the cleaners.

Johnny Carson decided against a prenup for his 3rd marriage, that famously cost him about $35 million.

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@LibbyDelMar @Mbanachi19 That’s a reasonable point, but I say it’s still a better choice than straight. That boat is clearly moving faster than a human being can run.

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@pw38 @maybedanielleee You misunderstand, I’m saying blue blood IS the myth. The truth is that human blood is never blue, it simply appears that way in your veins when seen through the skin. But people absolutely DO make the “blood in your veins is blue” claim.