Thinky Crow

I want a world where married LBGT couples are free to protect their cannabis & poppy gardens with assault rifles they purchased online with cryptocurrency.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

Fun fact: there were no federal gun control laws of any kind in the United States until 1934.

So not only did the founding fathers go to their graves without passing a single gun control law, it stayed that way for literally a CENTURY afterward.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@ThrillaRilla369 Why doesn’t God heal amputees?

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@MaRLyMaRL671 @TheCriticalDri1

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@TheCriticalDri1 Great movie. But what’s really amazing is the trailer. It makes the film look like a mindblowing epic for the ages.

https://t.co/3W7wDRhEj4

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@Mike_McD5511 “It is our right to own weapons of war that ‘blow targets apart.”

Yes, but AR15s DO NOT DO THAT. Hoplophobes keep telling each other that the AR15 is somehow the deadliest, most overpowered weapon in existence. This is fiction.

[Uri Kurlianchik @VerminusM]

Gaza was an experiment to see what would happen if you gave Palestinians near total control over a territory. That experiment has failed spectacularly.

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@Beth_W14 Dollars to donuts says if the genders were swapped, you’d still blame the man.

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@DrNeilStone If only people could be allowed to choose what kind of milk they would want to consume!

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@Sassafrass_84 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗪𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗢 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗢𝗡 𝗚𝗢𝗗’𝗦 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗛 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@OluwakoyaTolu If a cashier has ever taken your bill and said “Out of twenty”… THIS is why.

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@witchwhow @HazelAppleyard This is the UK. Poor bastards can’t even legally carry PEPPER SPRAY.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@FrankBr05713205 More obnoxious is that the expected percentage keeps creeping up. Back in the 80s and into the 90s, 10% was considered a completely acceptable tip. Then it went to 15%. Then 20%. Now some folks claim it should be more.

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@AshySlasheeDB He was also rather good as Batman in live action too

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@linwoodsq @AshySlasheeDB I'm a fan, but no. None stand up to Conroy.

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@ceanndach @VerminusM What does “Palestine” mean in Arabic?

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@MikeBales Ugh, and crinkle cut fries? Worst fries.

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@deltaozzimo Best part is where he crowdsourced over $600k for his defense only to get a public defender and keep all the money.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@Aku_700 The best part is where they crowdfunded over $600k for his defense only for him to get a public defender and keep the money.

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@GeneralMCNews So I assume they infected themselves… right?

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@MizShannonS Not GAF about your partner’s sexual needs makes you a shitty partner.