Voodoo on the Bayou

Guitars, Guns, & Gals - "Three Gs of Life."

Kiesel, McMillan, Benelli, Marlin, H&K, Schmidt & Bender, brunettes, reds, blondes.

I'm just a dad, nothing more.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

Stop trying to get me to join your brand of cult. Not interested, not even if you offered me a fortune.

I don't have a price tag.

I've never been a follower, joiner, or one who plays by society's often ridiculous fucking rules. I damn sure don't respect most authority, and I probably don't, or wouldn't, respect you. That's an earned thing. I do whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want, and I don't bother others or their property in the process.

I don't give two shits what you or anyone else thinks about me or the way I live my life, good or bad. Insults, compliments, mockery, or flattery will get you nowhere. I simply don't care, and I've never been one to seek validation or approval, not even as a kid. Never wanted it, never needed it.

My life is my own, and I ride on no bandwagon, train, or plane, even if I like the path its traveling, its destination, and the scenery around it.

I don't worship any politicians, political movements of any kind, celebrities, or any flag. I'm not into idolatry or groupthink. It's not my bag.

I have no respect for those who can't think and feel with their own minds and hearts, those who feel the need to "fit in." I find those people tragicomic, and whose sole purpose, unbeknownst to them, is the perpetuation of mediocrity and unoriginality.

I don't respect (most) folks who are afraid to stand on their own, nor do I respect those too afraid to speak their mind. Say what you mean and mean what you say. You don't need to wait for someone else to act.

My religion is none of your business, nor is yours mine. My morals, principles, code, and life philosophy are my own, and yours are yours. I'm not looking to adopt yours, and I'm not selling mine. Preaching to me is futile - using fear and guilt as methods even more so - the former is mostly alien to me and the latter I can swallow down.

I have absolutely no respect for grifters. I don't like most influencers, even those who say decent things and/or things that I like. I believe most of them to be self-righteous charlatans.

Feminazism, Manospherism - fuck 'em both. They're both ridiculous and made up of a bunch of whining pussies, cunts, and incels who think they're tough and relevant. They're neither and they know it.

I don't like "my truth" morons, those who reject objective reality, people who have preferred pronouns, or those idiots who identify as a string of shit no sane individual can understand. I don't identify as anything; I simply am.

I'm on no team other than my family's team, so don't DM me asking if I'm on this side, that side, or on the fence, and definitely don't ask me to join you in your crusade. I won't be joining, but I wish you well and all the best.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

@JennXTex No. No need. Christmas is important to me, always has been, and I've always given well and a lot. Always will.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

@Guitarbizon I never liked his music. Just not my kind of thing.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

Screw international law. I mean, I'm so sure those cannibalistic gang members were following international law.

Piss off, Amnesty International. You're as useful as poppy flavored lollipops. And "international law" is laughably stupid.

The best and only way to deal with bad guys is simply to kill them. Brutally.

[Amnesty International USA @amnestyusa]

The Prime Minister of Haiti, Alix Didier Fils-Aimé, and the President of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, must ensure that all operations conducted by Salvadoran forces in Haiti comply with international human rights law.

https://t.co/kbr0SQdJ2J

[Tom Elliott @tomselliott]

BREAKING: The Constitutionality Index has now scored every law in the history of the United States. 48,000 laws dating back to 1789.

So far as I'm aware, I'm the first one to ever attempt such a thing.

And we've now ranked every president based on the percentage of laws they enacted were constitutional. The results largely track the overall historical trend: As we move from the founding to the modern era, the percentage of unconstitutional legislation increases.

In fact, 1937 is the tipping point. Pre-FDR's New Deal, every president — Federalist, Whig, Republican, Democrat — scores 98 to 100%. After the New Deal, the average percentage of constitutional laws (by page) drops to 31 percent.

As a result, presidents of the last few decades find themselves at the bottom of the rankings. @JoeBiden is officially the least constitutional president, although Trump isn't far behind. Only Thomas Jefferson scored a perfect 100 percent.

I've also scored congresses, & @SpeakerJohnson's current Congress is, from the perspective of the Constitution, the worst Congress in American history. Constitutional legislation stands at 56.3 by total count, & just 4.3% by total legislative pages.

Another important finding: The largest laws in American history are, every one of them, unconstitutional.

Check it out & let me know what you think. (Links below)

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

@ThinkyCrow Very.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

Oklahoma just classified THC as Schedule 1 drug. lol Amazing.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

@slayabouts I agree wholeheartedly.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

Just end all welfare and the problem goes away.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Food stamp advocate SELF-DESTRUCTS as Rep. Brandon Gill presses her on why taxpayers pay for Coca-Cola.

She tries to dodge the question. Then Gill pulls out the receipts, and she sits there in stunned silence.

GILL: “Should SNAP dollars be spent on sodas?”

WITNESS: “I am happy to talk about hunger and nutrition, but not dictate what Americans should or should not eat or may have access to.”

GILL: “I’m asking if tax dollars should be used to pay for sodas.”

“Do they need sugary sodas to survive?”

WITNESS: “Some of them do…”

GILL: “You think they need Coca-Cola to survive?”

“I’m giving you the opportunity to say yes or no.”

WITNESS: “I will not answer for individuals and their… choices.”

GILL: “What does SNAP stand for?”

WITNESS: “It’s a Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.”

GILL: “What’s nutritional about Coca-Cola?”

WITNESS: “I am not a nutritionist.”

Then Gill asks who’s paying her, and she freezes like a deer in headlights.

GILL: “Is your organization funded by organizations that make money from food stamps?”

[awkward silence]

GILL: “Do organizations who profit off of food stamps fund your organization or businesses?”

WITNESS: “I mean, in the, in the, I, I can’t comment to that.”

GILL: “Does General Mills fund your organization?”

WITNESS: “I don’t have access to that information.”

GILL: “I do. It’s right here. They do fund your organization. […] Yes, and they’re profiting off of your advocacy. Do you think that that’s a conflict of interest?”

[more silence]

GILL: “I think most people think that’s a conflict of interest. I know you don’t want to answer.”

Always follow the money.

CONTEXT: USDA’s own study found soft drinks were the #1 purchase in SNAP households, beating milk, ground beef, and everything else in the store.

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

McKayla Maroney sat on her bedroom floor at 19 and gave the FBI three hours of detailed testimony about Larry Nassar’s abuse.

​The agent went silent, asked “Is that all?”, and buried the report in a drawer for 17 months while Nassar abused 70 more girls.

​The DOJ inspector general found the FBI’s report was “materially false.” The office chief was busy negotiating a private job with the Olympic committee.
​The agent was fired. The boss retired. The DOJ charged zero agents. Instead, taxpayers paid a $138.7M settlement.

​Was this incompetence, or an institutional cover-up?

[LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust]

I don't understand what all these guys are complaining about with women never initiating sex with them. Men initiate sex with me all the time. 🤷🏻‍♀️ SKILL ISSUE.

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Usman Nurmagomedov is the definition of a bitch.. These guys all run around pretending to be hard but they all act like fucking dogs waiting to attack you when youre not looking....

Is this a muslim behavior or is he just a bitch?

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

Of all time? Pretty much everything with Clint Eastwood; The Last Samurai; and Stephen King's miniseries and movies.

Of yours? You have a lot of good films, but the one that gets me every time is Nowhere to Run, the last scenes where you're saying goodbye to the family, then the little boy runs after you for a hug. Everyone and their mother knew you were an awesome action star, but in my opinion, that's the first movie where you proved you were also a serious actor, and a very good one. Great movie.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

@MattWalshBlog 100%

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

@Qblurts lmao Oh, man, the comedy writes itself!

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

Hunter Biden, yes, that one, just accepted a Gold Medal for Outstanding Contribution to Public Discourse in Dublin.

Read that again.

The crack cocaine, the laptop, the whores, the “what do you mean I don’t have a job” money, the federal gun form lie, and the rest of the circus earned him an award for public discourse.

...Again, for public discourse.

Humanity’s Comedy Epoch has arrived and the dinosaurs, whatever afterlife they're in, are laughing their asses off. They're definitely entertained by the walking, talking, poop-slinging apes. Us.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

@Patriot_Brew lol

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

I sleep with white, black, red, and yellow women, and I don’t keep a scorecard.

US non-Hispanic white and black fertility is currently running around 1.5 children per woman. That’s below replacement. Hispanic fertility is higher. Over time, the groups that actually reproduce expand, the ones that don’t shrink, and that’s really the only filter that exists.

If a population needs a special moral campaign telling its members who they’re allowed to, or should, screw in order to keep existing, it already failed the test. The strongest, fittest groups don’t require saving.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

In order to save the white race you need to have sex with white women

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

@Jerseypiper77 I could not possibly agree more. 100%.

[Voodoo on the Bayou @OnVoodoo]

This is the way.

[Just Loki @LokiJulianus]

Bukele is going to reform Latin America by just invading places and killing all the criminals and then moving on.

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

What more would be needed?