Tyler Grimm

Writer. Content Marketer. Dog wrangler. Former Therapist and English Professor.

[Tyler Grimm @GrimmTyler]

⁦@RMcElhenney⁩ episode idea?

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Your move, @HelloFresh

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@clmazin I’m rewatching Chernobyl. I’m a writer from Pennsylvania. I’d love to see a story about Three Mile Island. So many people still suffering, so much still unsaid, so many secrets and lies.

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@NeilClark66 do you wear a jacket when you’re cold? Use air conditioning in the summer? Just wondering.

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@JurassicPark2go @realDonaldTrump you should do this, sir. You really should, because #2000sucks

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@realDonaldTrump I thought your plan was to have people inject disinfectant? Mr. President, can explain why you keep flu-flopping about the national crisis?

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@malvinacornell They can’t lose the case because he is guilty.

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@malvinacornell Once, maybe. Twice? The only thing he has excelled at is failed attempted murder.

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@noschool4me Ugh!

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You know what? I give a fuck about Oxford Commas. And this is why I have problems with ⁦@vampireweekend⁩ all these years later. https://t.co/0Hjr4mrJFS

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@StephenAtHome Please, please, PLEASE do a full version of “Shallow” with your lyrics. Sell it on iTunes and send the proceeds to a charity. Please. It would be so bigly good.

[AccessLex Institute @AccessLexInst]

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[Tyler Grimm @GrimmTyler]

@calebebling Here I thought being a loving, unprejudiced person was being a good person, despite drinking, smoking, having tattoos, and watching porn. I guess I’ll shout some hateful shit instead. That’ll change everything.

[Tyler Grimm @GrimmTyler]

My most popular social media post. I’m no longer anonymous on #academictwitter. And I still stand by this.

[Your Former English Professor @AwardProfessor]

I’m a monster. Seriously. Just fucking cruel. My department is trying to shift to a no-zero policy. Lowest grade 50. I refuse. And goddammit, I’m behind the times and not consumer focused, and just a fucking prick. Yeah, I am. I’m ok with that.

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Mueller Was Every College Professor Scolding Americans To Do Their Readings https://t.co/YDYg0LLvAm

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Want a little bedtime story? My friend felt he had a hair caught between his eye and his glasses. He couldn't get rid of it, so he looked in the mirror. A tick was crawling on his eyeball. Nighty-night, sleep well.

[Tyler Grimm @GrimmTyler]

A night like this 10 years ago I yearned to be published. Now, in my elderly years, I want a greatest hits album. When that day comes, this will be on it. These 900 words changed so much for me. https://t.co/jmVqjSPgVU

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@thecolorfred ... you were such a great influence. I hope you’re doing well.

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@thecolorfred ... And tonight I can’t sleep so I’ve been listening to music from my college years and one of your songs came on, and I thought, damn it would be cool to grab a beer with him. I’m sure you get that all the time...