Riesz’s Cup

He was once a chud from around the way

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.

Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani

This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

[Ali @haramcart]

only in brooklyn can you see swans, mountain goats, caribou, panda bear, grizzly bear, fleet foxes, arctic monkeys, and geese before you even get to the damn zoo 😭🦢

[Charli @charli_xcx]

bladee best lyricist of all time and @itsthedare also agrees so yeah !

[Riesz’s Cup @GrinchPosting]

Midterm scores aren’t actually cheating vs not it’s just which llms are best at this benchmark. Release the models!

[Paul Graham @paulg]

A Brown professor gave his students a take-home midterm exam. After suspecting many cheated using AI, he made the final in-person. The orange dots are the midterm scores and the gray dots are the final scores. Looks like all but 3 cheated on the midterm.

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This is my nontechnical staff

[Paul Graham @paulg]

I took an SAT English practice test. I got two questions wrong, which meant my score was 760. One was a grammar mistake I might have caught if I'd checked my answers. The other was about a fictional character's state of mind and there were two answers that seemed reasonable.

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@twinkowensphd @FangYi11101 Not true lol

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@twinkowensphd Happy for your new palantir sponsorship!

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@twinkowensphd I was happy because Messi won! Yay!

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@twinkowensphd More like fart man lol

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This but unironically? Isn’t this the SpongeBob discourse? Like yeah I think you’re behind as an American if you haven’t been exposed to modern cultural institutions at least a bit, including the Bible and the Simpsons. Eat my shorts!

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

We should watch The Simpsons in school because there are idioms and references used in the English language

[Riesz’s Cup @GrinchPosting]

Anyone know what her favorite vegan joint is tho 👀

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

Funniest part about this is the end where after getting mildly heckled but some guy in a public place, one of Mayim Bialik’s own kids asks her, “Well when was the last time you said you care about Palestinians?”

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@twinkowensphd I mean I’m sure it happens I just doubt it’s the rule (or even the majority)

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@twinkowensphd @broadglow What

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@evenbiggerthief They’re holding back what they truly want to say (the orient) and then get flustered

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@evenbiggerthief Same af lol

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Is this the end of Olivia Rodrigo the rapper and the beginning of Olivia Rodrigo the artist?

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Yes Mr Bezos… as you command 🫡

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax.

He cited a nurse in Queens making ~$75K and paying ~$12K in taxes saying “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

[Riesz’s Cup @GrinchPosting]

Never understood this “they don’t teach us about taxes in school” business. You weren’t ready! Shut up, nut up, and become a CPA like the rest of us. How dare you disrespect the United States Tax Code by the mere suggestion a high schooler could begin to comprehend its majesty

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Proud citizen of Albertsons country 🫡