The Wizard King

When in doubt, follow your nose.

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@467Doggo I actually prefer the backrooms when it doesn't have "monsters". It's way more unsettling for there to truly be nothing in there.

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@RealCarrieOil Spartacus

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@sofxol @nikicaga It's a deliberate part of their "training". They don't train our police to think rationally, they brainwash them into being convinced everything that moves is a threat. You can look up videos about this, it's exactly how you end up with guys like the acorn cop.

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@STO1232 The only good thing to come out of those movies is this scene:

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@PhillyPulse215 @fiago7 No, he's talking about UV burning you through the overcast.
It doesn't do that as often over in Europe I guess?

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@clhharrison @emilykmay Twin?

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@emilykmay Girlfriend said she loved how passionate I was while on a hyperfixation rant, and I've never felt more seen, loved, cherished and respected in my life. I cried a little I won't deny it.

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@thoughtcrime___ @JasonBotterill Why would you reply to bots?

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@stillspyde @SavageAuraDrip @Fatlasagnacatt @Franz_Prussian

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@stillspyde @SavageAuraDrip @Fatlasagnacatt @Franz_Prussian Well I'm not a straight guy actually, so yeah. Besides that, actually pegging has nothing to do with sexuality. Your sexuality is determined by the gender of the person you're attracted to. Not by a swx act. Your prostate is in your ass, the gods wanted you pegged.

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@deathbian @MbvBaryonix Ahh. My bad, I took it more literally.

[Dashing Cavalry Officer @Goblin_Greeb]

Now that i think about it, straight women want to have lesbian sex with their husbands, and straight men want to have gay sex with their wives

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@jtd941 @emilykmay @BovrilG Because, literally everything SHOULD be discussed. You're a team, act like it.

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@brohan_ @Stacy_g52 @ThinkerJohnMan @HowlerOfMars @emilykmay If intimacy is just a precursor to sex for you, then I pray to any god who'll listen that you stay single forever because no one deserves to have to put up with that bullshit.

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@brohan_ @joshpuckett @emilykmay Your misjudgment is assuming that making out is just foreplay and not it's own category of intimacy.

[The Wizard King @GrishaMurdock]

@maulisetia @Goblin_Greeb

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@deathbian @MbvBaryonix The Tyrannosaurs Rex had forwarded facing eyes and binocular vision. It is most certainly looking at the viewer the way it normally would.

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@SoTerriblyTired @SlothPoth

[Niggapokemon333 @willsgardevoir]

Timeline been full of giant boobs and fatt butts lately

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"Today I will save the world by hating fascism and liking gay sex."