a plague escaped a russian lab, so trump and elon took the planet's super intelligence team with them to mars.
STONKS PARK SEASON 2 · EPISODE III: OCCUPY MARS 🚀
CHAPTER I
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happy to see our partners at @Grid_Arena cross $1.5m in perp volume through @OndoPerps.
weeks into v2: functioning perps with full tp/sl, settled on ondo infrastructure, inside a prediction markets platform.
the current incentive 10 $grid per $1 of perp volume is live at https://t.co/nnMh6s3eY4.
our focus at triad is what comes after the incentive: sustained usage. volume is the input, retention is the result.
kraken said they’re down to list gizmo 🐙
pretty wild for a little imaginary kitten that was fair launched on bitcoin with no premine, no bundles, no team allocation and no cabal behind it.
gizmo only made it this far because of the hardcore memers, the people who made irl art, went to events with merch, posted him everywhere, and just kept showing up to ultimately entrench him deep into btc lore and culture.
there are ongoing costs to make the listing happen though, and no team treasury sitting there to cover them
so this is a call to the btc community
if you’re a whale who wants to help, or you just really love gizmo and want to see bitcoin’s most lovable kitten on one of the biggest exchanges in the world, dm us 🤝
if you can’t contribute, repost this - and the right person might be one share away 🧡
The last 72 hours just handed private capital the biggest tailwind of 2026.
@WesternUnion Stablecard went live.
@Cloudflare released stable coin Wallets for agents.
@openstandard USD (140+ giants including Visa, Stripe, BlackRock).
MoneyGram, SoFi, MetaMask all shipping real stablecoin rails…
Every single one of these moments makes one thing inevitable:
Private raises will settle on stablecoins. On @solana.
Non-custodial. Instantly. Globally.
That’s exactly the infrastructure we built FairClub for.
Deal Rooms → curated access → warm intros → legal handoff → close in stablecoins.
The public rails just went mainstream.
The private ones are next.
Every investor is looking for a company worth backing.
Every founder is looking for investors worth building with.
FairClub brings them together.
Introducing FairClub: where private capital forms.
The internet changed how companies are built. Raising money still runs through spreadsheets, group chats, cold DMs and whoever happens to be in your phone.
FairClub brings the whole raise into one place – from first introduction to final close.
For founders, that means:
• build a private Deal Room
• find aligned investors who fit the round
• see the warmest path in your network to reach them
• track questions, follow-ups and registered interest
• prepare the legal handoff and close using stablecoins
For investors, it means one place to:
• discover curated private deals screened for compliance and supported by industry leaders
• meet and talk to the team
• review the terms, documents and available diligence
• register non-binding interest if they want to go further
Every deal has its own access rules, eligibility requirements, minimums, availability and legal documents.
FairClub is non-custodial, and every raise on the platform settles in stablecoins on @solana.
Our goal is simple: Your network should open doors. It should not decide where opportunity ends.
One more thing...
Comment below and we’ll run an audit on your X account to reveal your Investor Social Score - what builds trust, what weakens your signal and how to improve it.
Then we’ll publish your Investor Social Score in the replies.
Watch the FairClub film below 👇