Pam Goldspink

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

@GregB Ha ha!! Yes I do!!!

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

@GregB ????

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

@annajumps we should go!!

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"I've felt really stupid over the last 2 days. This is genuinely what thick people feel like all the time" #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

" I don't agree with playing Cowboys and Indians it's like playing Nazi's and Jews" #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"I totally choked on my own spit then" #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"I think we just put it out there and let everyone know what a crank I am...I'm a renovation project. #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"You can't be disappointed in me. You're not my mum." #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"I love having really sore arse cheeks. It's my favourite thing ever that." #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"No matter how bad life gets I'll never have pubes" #shiteneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

[about peppa pig] little bitch, snorting around like she owns the place. She needs a smack. #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"Oooooh I don't trust him. He doesn't like pets." #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

It seems like such a good idea at the time (dating women) until you have a face full of f*nny #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

I always feel like a pig in a dress on a night out #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

I'm never going to have cats again. They take too long to die. #shitneeliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

I don't understand how people can put something that smells bad in their mouth #shitneeliesays

[26PMX @26_pmx]

This morning @ygr_game @sam_watson takes Frank from Keighley on @BBCLeeds, and everyone's a winner! Listen from 2.24 http://t.co/Gc1fXyteIo

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"Facebook gives me IBS" #shitneelliesays

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

Finally, hair long enough for pigtails! Yeah!!!!! http://t.co/DdTxam0ycd

[Pam Goldspink @Groovypants]

"I can't believe no one else's dog eats porridge for breakfast" #shitneeliesays