Beal City Guy

Tractors, Busch Light, Aggies and Winged-T

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

Fact: Beal is the only city/town/village in the lower peninsula to have twice as many bars as stoplights. Local gov’t was gonna convert the blinking light to a real stoplight but instead spent those funds on fertilizing the football field. Look at that grass. Worth it.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

Looks like 9 W’s.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

What’s the sCOOP on #ChickenCamp21 ?

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

When your boss emails you and says he needs you to come into the office during chicken camp weekend. #RatherGetFired #CHICKENCAMP18

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

Yes, Mike Sting.

[Ulysses A. Barnes, Jr @ulyssesbarnesjr]

@GrossSchafer Hi Beal City Guy,

I am Ulysses, nice to meet you!

Do you or someone you know need help connecting to college coaches across the United States in regards to aspirations to PlayInCollege?

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

@Therealkg12 Last I heard he was a backup QB in the CFL. Kid had an absolute rocket arm.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

@bshaner29 Just trying to motivate. Relax, Squid.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

@DetroitMoments Nick Bellore

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

When your boss emails you and says he needs you to come into the office during chicken camp weekend. #RatherGetFired #CHICKENCAMP18

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

Contradictory news reports from @MLive and @MPMorningSun. Is he suspended and on a leave of absence or truly missing? Figure it out, you two. There’s a major difference.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

Now would it kill you guys to give me a shoutout on here and show some appreciation? At least go to mass once in a while on days that aren't Easter or Christmas. I might have to talk to the big guy about having services at the Beal City Tavern on Sundays to boost attendance.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

I have shown kindness by giving you rain from heaven and crops in your seasons, oh gracious Beal City brethren; I will provide you with plenty of food, fill your hearts with joy and bring fruitful victories to your fall Friday nights. You're welcome. --Beal City Baby Jesus

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

@DangerPasch67 10-4, Danger.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

@DangerPasch67 You're Welcome, Danger.

[‘Cundo 🇵🇸 @FacundoXXII]

I’m just fuckin’ wit y’all https://t.co/OPf3DttCVc

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

I’ve utilized Dr. Pol’s office (@DrPol) a few times when a cow or pig was acting aggressive, erratic & unpredictable... with great results every time. Unfortunately, they refused to treat my wife for similar behavior when I tried to drop her off today.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

Update: Rough N Rowdy participant Jesse Adams (@j_adams25) has lost his 2nd consecutive fight. This time at the hands of Beal City’s own “The PohlBarn.” Mr. Pohl remains undefeated and keeps his title of Bantamweight champion of Isabella County.

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

Hey @ShriForMI , I know you lost but can you still fix the potholes? Even if its not the entire state, just Isabella County will do. We'll give you the key to Beal City if you can make it happen... or you can be the Grand Marshall at the homecoming parade. Your choice.

[Michael J Fox @TH3MichaelJFox4]

Not sure why this gif was never created before this but better late than never @mills_7_matthew

[Beal City Guy @GrossSchafer]

SOURCES: Confirmed @j_adams25 has a fight for @roughnrowdy! Jesse, can you provide your followers with more info on the opponent? Also, give us an over/under on numbers of rounds he survives in the ring with you?