Groucho Musk

I was the unloved Musk child... no emeralds, no PayPal, no nothing. I like politics but love science. I love Twitter (unlike my brother.) Quoted in Newsweek

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

Trump picked JD Vance as his running mate because in high school JD was voted most likely to break the law at the request of the president. Trump didn’t think he needed a VP to bring in more voters. Let’s prove him wrong this November. #VoteBlue

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Exit polls showed González winning 65% and Maduro getting 31%. There is no way these exit polls were off by 30%! So now all democrats of the world -- in governments and societies -- must stand with the majority of people of Venezuela & not let Maduro steal this election.

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@VivekGRamaswamy Sounds a lot like you’re a whiny bitch.

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

The @GOP wet dream in effect in Venezuela. #VoteBlue

[George @BehizyTweets]

BREAKING: Nicolas Maduro has now activated the Venezuelan military to block people from voting because the turnout for the opposition is HISTORIC

Please pray for the people of Venezuela

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Mitch McConnell: "We spent months working on a bipartisan bill to secure the border, but Trump didn't seem to want us to do anything at all. He told us to kill the bill."

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@abcnews where the “news” part is sarcastic. I mean why ask about a candidate saying that he plans to end voting for everyone? It’s not like Trump is part of #project2025 which plans to end democracy or anything.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RADDATZ: What the heck did Trump mean in saying his supporters won't have to vote again in four years?

CHRIS SUNUNU: Haha. I think that was a classic Trumpism, if you will.

RADDATZ: Ok. Let's turn to President Biden and Kamala Harris.

[@DSShakespeare, @dsshake.bsky #NAFO🌊⚛️💙🇺🇦 @dsshake]

No Science! No public schools! No Department of Education. @usedgov #education

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump and Vance are just too weird for America . And I attend Trek conventions. #TrumpIsWeird

[Rutger Bregman @rcbregman]

So I hear Tucker Carlson, arguably the greatest hypocrite on the planet, is trying to make his comeback. Perhaps a good time to re-up this.

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

The ugliest man on earth.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Step 1. Tell them they won’t need to vote again

Step 2. Don’t let them vote again

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

#VoteBlue

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Omg! How have I never seen this clip of Pete Davidson torching Donald Trump about his SNL appearance? 🤣

“He doesn’t really know how to read.”

“He called his daughter ‘turkey legs.’”

Dead. 😭 #LaughAtTrump

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@michikokakutani “It is only when the people become ignorant and corrupt, when they degenerate into a populace, that they are incapable of exercising the sovereignty. Usurpation is then an easy attainment, and a usurper soon found." -James Monroe, First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1817

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@lister_lester @morgfair James Donald Bowman

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@TheClearCider @Angry_Staffer https://t.co/DYIWKC2CIt

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@NoGenocideJosh @KamalaHarris Hey... fuck off!

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@MollyJongFast Nothing scares me more than a land slade.

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@KamalaHQ To be fair, some marriages have fights so there might be moments where she doesn't much care for him. (Trump literally could not be dumber if he tried.)

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

The #Olympic2024 Opening Ceremony is weird right? Like, I can't be alone in this? So far this has been nothing but commercials and NBC promo clips.

[Groucho Musk @Groucho_Musk]

@RonFilipkowski His "God" given name is James Donald Bowman. Since the GOP doesn't think people be free to choose how they live... I refuse to call him JD Vance. Also, Couch McFucker also acceptable. #CouchMcFucker