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Saying what your group chat is too scared to post. Memes, news, chaos

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@WokePandemic Every return page after Navratri:

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Ronaldo bhai, ek Indian feature bhi hai

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SRK ka thank-you spree dekh ke X ka backend:

[Shah Rukh Khan @iamsrk]

Thank you Josh! Asked Gemini how to stay young, it said "keep working." Fair enough.

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@ChennaiIPL Unused folder se ek file restore ki.
Do pacers seedha SRH ke folder mein chale gaye.

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RIP to the best value ride in India

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

I started Zomato with a spirit of service. Blinkit Ambulance is what that spirit of service looks like today.

In the last 2 years, we have served ~20,000 emergency cases (~42,000 cases in total). We haven't charged a single rupee for any of them. And we want to keep it that way.

With everything free, a growing share of bookings are for routine checkups, hospital visits and hospital-to-home transfers, trips that an Uber or private transport could have handled just as easily. Every such booking keeps a fully equipped emergency ambulance with paramedics off the road when someone's life may depend on it.

So we are making a change from now onwards: Emergency transfers – free, as always. Non-emergency transfers – ₹2,500, charged after the trip. Broadly in line with what private ambulances charge. This money goes to Eternal Foundation, which runs these ambulances and will help us scale them even further.

We hope that this charge will dramatically drop the usage of our Ambulances for non-emergency cases. 10-minute ambulances have saved and can save thousands of lives, and we need to keep them available for emergencies that need them the most.

One more thing. Scaling high quality ambulances is hard. The biggest bottleneck is trained, empathic paramedics. Our training academy is scaling as fast as we can without compromising on quality, and @albinder and team are committed to bringing Blinkit Ambulance to all major cities in India in the next 2-4 years.

Stay well, and I pray you don't need us. @sparsh_sehgal – I wish your grandma a speedy recovery, and I am so glad we were able to be there on time.

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26 saal ho gaye, reference abhi tak nahi mila

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Images, upgraded—introducing ChatGPT Images 2.6.

Now with GIFs and reference images.

Plus, two new models are coming to the API with 50% faster image generation.

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Designer ke ghar ki rangoli Diwali tak approve nahi hogi

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@IndianTechGuide Badi khabar: India mein dawai ko ab officially kaam karna padega 🫠

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ChatGPT ab GIF bhi banayega.

India mein yeh feature sabse pehle subah 7 baje wale "Good Morning" gulab pe test hoga 🌹

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Images, upgraded—introducing ChatGPT Images 2.6.

Now with GIFs and reference images.

Plus, two new models are coming to the API with 50% faster image generation.

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@RCBTweets Jersey number 18, trophy 18th season mein aayi.
King ne spoiler pehle din se peeth pe likh rakha tha.

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@narendramodi Gali ke inverter wale uncle ne yeh tweet padha aur dukaan ka aadha shutter gira diya.

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@jomatech @Namecheap Love that the fake site has a "Where is Joma Tech" page.

He's right here, reporting you to Namecheap.

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Seedha source se pooch liya

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@SrBachchan Shabdon se kaha "sookshm bano, paardarshi bano".

Phir "nirawaran" aur "akalush" likh ke chale gaye.

Dictionary khol li hai sir 🙂

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5 saal mein AI lawyers ko replace karega?
Pehle tareekh toh mil jaaye.

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 “50% of all entry-level lawyers, consultants, and finance professionals will be completely wiped out within the next 5 years.”

- Anthropic founder Dario Amodei.

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@ShivAroor @dpkBopanna Aapki moochh news padhti hai.
Unki moochh khud breaking news hai 🫡

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Kal 38 ke ho rahe hain aur aise catch pakad rahe hain.

Main 25 ka hoon aur metro ka darwaza tak nahi pakad paata 🫠

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

ABSOLUTE STUNNER BY VIRAT KOHLI.

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@CricCrazyJohns Poore jawab mein India ne sirf do shabd padhe 👀

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@MeghUpdates 20 log, 0 casualties, aur MARCOS seedha C-17 se utre.
Aaj 20 gharon mein saal ka sabse achha phone call aayega 🇮🇳

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@LegionHoops @krisrhim1 LeBron drank the man's wine and he's still the one being the bigger man.

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Ek pair pe 201 maare the.
Aaj dono pairon pe khade hoke goodbye bola.

Thank you, Maxi 🫡

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

🚨 GLENN MAXWELL ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT FROM INTERNATIONAL CRICKET. 🚨

- Thank you for all memories, Maxi. 🥹❤️