Bill Fatora

Married gen-X father of 4. MAGA from the start. 40k & sci-fi fan. Unabashedly nerdy. Original Grump. Swear like a sailor. Music-lover. Pantera forever!

[Wayne Dunlap @wdunlap]

Great message... LIBERALS WAKE UP!

[Skscartoon @skscartoon]

If the modern Left continues much further in this direction, it will find itself in the same position as Hitler, who was a typical leftist --- a vegan drug addict who wants to be an artist.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Yep.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Mice die in mouse traps because they don't understand why the cheese is free.

This is why retards buy into socialism!

[Random HVAC Guy 🇺🇸 @RandomHvacGuy]

“Trump raped kids on epstein island”
No, that was Bill Clinton

“Paxton helped a pedophile”
No, that was Tim Walz

“Trump insider traded”
No, that was Nancy Pelosi

“Don Jr did coke and paid hookers!”
No, that was Hunter Biden

“Trump pardoned his family because he is corrupt!”
No, that was Joe Biden

“Elon Musk bought the election”
No, that was George Soros

“Donald Trump ruined the economy”
No, that was Joe Biden

“Donald Trump destroyed healthcare”
No, that was Obama

“Republicans did this”
No, that was Democrats

[Bexxy @Bexxy__19]

I went outside today with ONE objective.

Get the mail.

That’s it.

A normal adult activity that should take approximately 45 seconds.

Unfortunately, I saw a crow.

And the crow saw me.

Now, I don’t know what came over me, but I nodded at him.

He nodded back.

So obviously we’re colleagues now.

I said, “What’s up, fucker?”

He screamed.

I screamed back.

This was apparently the password.

Because ANOTHER crow showed up.

Then another.

Within two minutes I had accidentally assembled a small airborne council in my driveway.

My neighbor walked outside and asked what I was doing.

I said, “Diplomacy.”

She went back inside.

Smart woman.

Anyway, I decided my new associates deserved snacks, so I went inside and came back with peanuts.

This is where negotiations deteriorated.

One crow took a peanut.

One crow stole THREE.

And Gerald—

I named the biggest one Gerald—

Gerald ignored the peanuts entirely and stole a fucking spoon off my porch.

Why was there a spoon on my porch?

Irrelevant.

Gerald has it now.

That’s between him and God.

I tried following him because THAT WAS A GOOD SPOON.

This resulted in me barefoot, halfway across the yard, yelling,

“GERALD YOU THIEVING SKY BASTARD, WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.”

That’s when I noticed a little kid across the street staring at me.

I stared back.

He stared at the crows.

Then back at me.

I whispered, “They’ve chosen me.”

His mother immediately called him inside.

Anyway.

I never got the mail.

Gerald has my spoon.

There are now seven crows sitting on the power line outside my house.

And one of them just dropped a bottle cap on my driveway.

So either I’ve been accepted into their society…

or they’re paying me.

I don’t know.

But tomorrow I’m giving them walnuts and assigning ranks.

Gerald is already on thin fucking ice.

[Bill Fatora @GrumptruckOG]

@MarkShunock

Was at Smackdown in Philly Friday night. What a privilege to be guided through that evening by Mark Nash, the single greatest male ring announcer of all time, hands-down, no contest.

You are the greatest, @MarkShunock !

[Bill Fatora @GrumptruckOG]

@TripleH

1 - please stop cutting entrances short (or skipping them entirely!) for commercials after forcing us to sit through 5-10min of precut promos!.. my kids wanna see entrances!

2 - joe tess.. love him but holy hell can we tone down the hyperbole during pbp?!

[Bill Fatora @GrumptruckOG]

YES, PLEASE! Solid gold thus far.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Shall I post the entirety of this completed, unpublished (as of yet) book tomorrow?

@ChristinaPushaw @mazemoore @RitaPanahi @elonmusk @MikeSMillerArt

[Larry Dean @larry_mcwethy]

Watching a politician use raw tax data to completely dismantle the opposition’s favorite talking point is so satisfying.

[@notyourkindalady @notyourbitch_22]

Awww
This is so emotional 🥹✨🌸♥️

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Boom. Mic drop. 🤣🤣🤣

[John H @JPH_1776]

Thank you, 💯.

[Bill Fatora @GrumptruckOG]

@NatureUnedited Thanks so much! Didn't know! Nature is cool.

It may also interest you to learn that cows can lick their own butts. They bend around in a half circle while standing to do so. Doesn't seem possible for them to bend that way. But they do!

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Today I learned rabbits can swim. Even better: their ears fold back into swim mode. I feel this information deserved to be shared

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Anyone?

[Ted Nugent @TedNugent]

Millions of law-abiding Americans prove the point every single day.