Grumpy Agency Guy

Just a bloke who’s kicked about enough media agencies for long enough to know what’s wrong with this industry.

[Grumpy Agency Guy @GrumpyAgencyGuy]

Apropos of nothing, here’s a list of the types of agency people. They’re in every agency. You work with them, don’t you? Who have I missed? Tag your colleagues 👀🙂 #agency #advertising #media #agencypeople

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@EssexPR @brexitblog_info That Josh Widdecombe gets everywhere these days.

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@LBwn3 @BNHWalker Starmer won the ‘anyone but the Tories’ election with fewer votes than Jeremy Corbyn. Don’t kid yourself.

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Yes, it tells us that people are fucking morons

[Ben Walker @BNHWalker]

New post: that more people have paid attention to Burnham's announcement on the banning of loudspeaker music on public transport than any of the conference speeches Keir Starmer gave tells you a lot about how receptive voters have been to our new PM:
https://t.co/4bV20edDNP

[Neet @neet_sol]

"hey can you hop on a quick call"

hey can you hop off a large building

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@disco___cat Sarcasm too subtle?

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Thank goodness it was only a cyclist and not a human.

[The Mercian @TheMercianNews]

🚨JUST IN: Road-rage driver who left cyclist with fractured skull and brain injury spared jail.

• Joseph Hedley, 39, from Kirkcaldy, Fife, has avoided prison after violently attacking cyclist Iain Brown, 34, in Edinburgh.

• The incident happened on Cowgate on 20 September 2024. Hedley grabbed Brown by the throat and threw him to the ground, causing his head to strike the road.

• Brown suffered a fractured skull, a traumatic brain injury and bleeding on the brain. His injuries were considered potentially life-threatening.

• He later pleaded guilty to assaulting Brown to his severe injury, permanent impairment and to the danger of his life.

• Edinburgh Sheriff Court imposed a two-year supervision order instead of a prison sentence, with the sheriff saying the decision was made “by the narrowest of margins”.

• Hedley must wear an electronic tag and remain at home between 7pm and 7am for 12 months.

• His lawyer claimed the attack took place after the cyclist had shouted abuse and had shone a safety light into his car causing a passenger to have a seizure.

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@tomfgoodwin Paper round
Gardener’s mate
Fish and chip shop
Waiter (barman, when 18)

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@RanTeeThree Fish are Portuguese now apparently.

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Imagine your only argument against people who don’t want mass uncontrolled immigration and an erasure of their culture being ‘no more kebabs’ 🤣.

[Hope Over Fear @hopeoverfear01]

“Proper Britain here we come”

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

This year alone, more Christians have been killed by Muslims in Nigeria than Gazans in three years of war.

Not a single Muslim or pro-Palestinian activist has protested like they do for Gaza. Weird.

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@blackbunix Yep

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@PolitlcsUK "STOP FUCKING LEAKING YOUR BUDGET YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTS"

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@JuliusCaesarMMX @DuxVul2 *Their £80k/year EA would call their butler, you mean?

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Me with my army of lawyers and tax advisers.

[Dux Backup @DuxVul2]

This is what NPCs think of people who make £200k a year

“An army of lawyers and tax advisers”

They have no idea what £200k is per month after tax & student loan

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@oelma__ Birmingham

[Dux Backup @DuxVul2]

HMRC says a £200k salary makes you wealthy

Americas with no degree make that managing petrol stations

And pay lower taxes

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@mrdipeshashah @applesucker 🙏🏻

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I asked ChatGPT for the best country pubs, in villages, in London. This was the list it gave. Apart from laughing at loud at the thought of Guinness Disneyland being there, I don’t really agree with many of the others either. What’s on your list of London, village, country pubs?

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In my haste I wasn’t clear on the most pernicious bit of this.

“…and thinking that forcing small businesses to give unskilled people more money…”

We are truly fucked.

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Imagine looking at the current circumstances and thinking that giving unskilled people more money for no change in their productivity was the answer. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@RanTeeThree I am planning a pub crawl. It sounds like I need to visit north Norfolk too.

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The algorithm on here is wild. Asked people for watch advice - got a million reactions. As people for pub advice… crickets

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I asked ChatGPT for the best country pubs, in villages, in London. This was the list it gave. Apart from laughing at loud at the thought of Guinness Disneyland being there, I don’t really agree with many of the others either. What’s on your list of London, village, country pubs?

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@RanTeeThree The Devonshire is ‘Guinness Disneyland’. It’s not a pub. It’s a Guinness vending machine where you’re not allowed to stand in the wrong place, everyone’s a tourist and you can’t relax. It’s the antithesis of a country pub.

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@RanTeeThree I basically asked what it thought the best country pub in the UK was (The Gunton Arms, Thorpe Market, Norfolk, apparently), then asked it to find me pubs in London ‘villages’ (ie. Dulwich, Putney, Chelsea etc - not central), most similar. That was the list.